Robau smokes 'em if he's got 'em.
Facts About Captain Robau
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^ Trust me, Robau's got em.
^
And what he's got...we ALL want.
And what he's got...we ALL want.
^ And Robau will smite you down like the little bug that you are if you even THINK about what he has.
Robau IS the power of Grayskull.
^ And for that, Voltron is wise.
But Robau is wiser.......
But Robau is wiser.......
Robau can eat four thousand Pekineses dogs at once.
Plecostomus
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There was a video of Robau doing the Carameldansen on youtube.
They had to remove it because the awesometivity was causing server failures.
They had to remove it because the awesometivity was causing server failures.
Robau invented the Kama Sutra.
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Then f***ed it.
Then f***ed it.
The Tomed Incident was Robau ass raping the entire Romulan fleet, hence why they hid for decades afterwards.
Robau's favorite condom?
None, yo. He hates using them.
None, yo. He hates using them.
^ They wouldnt work anyway. His sperm travels at the speed of light and is 10 times more powerful than a locomotive. And, just so you know, he is impervious to STDs.
Robau impregnates the old fashioned way. By smirking at a woman.
The reason the Romulans thought the Federation had destroyed their outposts in The Neutral Zone was that Robau usually scooped up an entire base when he was pissed at the people who built it and the Romulans were checking to see if robau would ass rape them again. Also they noticed the destroyed Federation outposts and just though Robau was pissed and the Federation for something.
They were relieved when they found out that it was just the Borg
They were relieved when they found out that it was just the Borg
The Wonderful Wizard went off to see Robau.
Borg vessels are cubes because that's the shape Robau chose to crush them into.
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