He also uses it to pick food out from between his teeth.
Facts About Captain Robau
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He also uses it to pick food out from between his teeth.
And Robau's teeth? Solid neutronium caps.
Neutronium is said to be the hardest substance in the universe. Until Robau gets done with it, becuase then its as soft as pudding.
Robau can eat coal and shit diamonds, fully polished, faceted and cut. And he can pee gasoline!
Robau's gullet has more production capacity than all the mines in South Africa combined.
Captain Robau leaves a trail of choas, death, destruction, fried chicken, and melted people in his wake, and that's ONLY what he does on a Saturday night.
Captain Robau was announced as a special guest at the next Comic-Con. Passes sold out 3 seconds before they started going on sale.
The response whatever it is kick it's ass.
Tom Cruise's callsign is Maverick.
Captain Robau's callsign is Captain Robau.
Captain Robau's callsign is Captain Robau.
Instead of people saying "That's so awesome" they will say instead "That's so Robau!"
Captain Robau mocks you form your sad and pathetic lack of badassness.
What Would Robau Do?(WWRD?)
Kick your sorry ass, yo. (KYSAY)
Kick your sorry ass, yo. (KYSAY)
Robau has got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangoes.
Robau IS Kaiser Soze!
There are no users on this forum. There's only Robau willing several thousand computers to develop distinctive personalities to post threads, replies, polls and such.
Robau took the last train to Clarksville. And plugged up all the men's toilets on it.
Remember disco?
Three guesses as to who put an end to that.
And you better get it right on the first guess.
Three guesses as to who put an end to that.
And you better get it right on the first guess.
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