Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau orders the take out pizza, and it gets delivered anyway.
^ Not just in 30 minutes, but 30 *seconds*.
^ ...and it's free, no matter what.
The reason Captain Richard Robau is so strong and powerful in the whole galaxy, because he has the best of best creative minds standing by him and making his powers available through these comments.... Each comment boosts up his energy and makes him Undefeatable badass!!
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Robau can split atoms simply by pointing at them.
Too much Stargatish... Robau makes the Ori suck is dick.
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Robau exists in all fictional TV show universes as well as the real universe we currently inhabit.
Robau owns the historical documents known as "Star Trek".
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Robau owns YOU and your little dog... too!
Atlas can carry the whole world on his shoulders.
Robau calls him a wussy and continues to carry the whole universe on his shoulders.
Robau calls him a wussy and continues to carry the whole universe on his shoulders.
I heard it was just to dangerous for the female cast members to be anywhere his wang.
Plecostomus
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Robou killed Gimpy117 because he forgot to put a zero in front of the 117.
Nothing can prevent that! He once banged a chick on a hoylwood set and a girl in China became pregnant of him...
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Robau does not approve of your avatar.
Robau once traveled back in time to 1944 and banged Rosie the Riveter.
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Robau does not approve of your chair.
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...and Robau is saddened that Heartzilla didn't make Post #3000. For that he/she/it will be destroyed.
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