Facts About Captain Robau

[CommanderRaytas]

Dum Robau in Galliam venit, ibi duae factiones erant.

Latin is the only language worthy of Robau.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Just to mess with people, Robau can often be heard speaking in cave drawings.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can will a Redshirt back to life if said Redshirt is actually useful.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Porcus est.

 

[Praetor]

Robau can pick up hot dishes without using a dish rag.

 

[Jon1701]

Robau can eat a candy bar without taking the wrapper off.

 

[Praetor]

Robau can make the dishwasher load itself.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau can eat a candy bar without taking the wrapper off.

Robau is a Terminator!?

 

[Nick Ryder]

No silly arse... he's the Robau-inator!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau can eat a candy bar without taking the wrapper off.

Robau is a Terminator!?

"Come with Robau if you want to live!"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Robau can eat a candy bar without taking the wrapper off.

Robau is a Terminator!?

"Come with Robau if you want to live!"

Live with Robau if you wanna c... err... never mind.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau is a Terminator!?

"Come with Robau if you want to live!"

Live with Robau if you wanna c... err... never mind.

Robau will be BACK!

 

[EnsignRicky]

M&M's melt instantly in Robau's hands. Why should they be any different?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau ate your chocolate *and* your peanut butter.

 

[Destructor]

The Nexus was created when Robau guest-hosted Pimp My Ride.

 

[Sxottlan]

-The Kelvin's shields aren't for keeping weapons out... they're for keeping Robau in.

Classic!

 

[EnsignRicky]

Captain Robau is the Pinball Wizard.

 

[rgb1701]

A Mugato once bit Robau. It died.

 

[Squiggy]

They say Robau is the fire in which we all burn.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

They say Robau is the fire in which we all burn.

Sounds like fun.