Facts About Captain Robau

[Islander]

It's Robau that puts the laughter back in manslaughter.

 

[cooleddie74]

And the slaughter back in Starfleet protocols.

 

[Squiggy]

General Order #1? The Prime Directive.

Robau Order #1? Kick ass.
Robau Order #2. See 1.

 

[Islander]

100 Kick !ass
200 Get !pussy
300 Goto 100

compile Robau.bas

 

[Plecostomus]

Next stop: 4,000 posts. Due Date: Friday. Penalty: Permanent loss of erection, scalp and spine.

 

[EnsignRicky]

When Robau says super size it, they give him the entire restaurant chain.

Robau can drink a Big Gulp in one sip.

Robau's favorite pizza topping is more pizza.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau fears nothing, because Robau is fear incarnate.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau fears only one thing. Himself while drunk and horny.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau quilts in his spare time.

 

[cooleddie74]

Making quilts out of the flesh of his vanquished adversaries.

 

[Plecostomus]

You'll be joining them if we are not at 3,500 posts by 6am Rochester time.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau scares the crap out of the Grim Reaper.

 

[gimpy117]

Robou killed Gimpy117 because he forgot to put a zero in front of the 117.

or he knows why it's gimpy 117 and not gimpy1701

long story...

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau doesn't multi-post his way three thousand, or spam his way to four.

 

[rgb1701]

Capt Robau is so intriguing, NBC inaugurated the series Law and Order: Robau, CBS debuted CSI: Robau and ABC premiered Lost: Robau- all on the same night and time.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Capt Robau is so intriguing, NBC inaugurated the series Law and Order: Robau, CBS debuted CSI: Robau and ABC premiered Lost: Robau- all on the same night and time.

And massive amounts of people died from the awesomeness of it.

 

[gimpy117]

The borg aren't striving for perfection, they're striving for robau.
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[Herkimer Jitty]

Cry woe, destruction, ruin, and decay: The worst is Robau, and Robau will have his day.

 

[SilentP]

Kirk pretended to blow up Klingon ships during the Kobayashi Maru test using his 'hand revolver'.

Robau blows up enitre worlds by doing the same. With his eyes shut. Even the one he's on for gits and shiggles.

 

[EnsignRicky]

When Robau violates the prime directive, the prime directive needs therapy for years.