When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he first checks under his bed for Robau.
Facts About Captain Robau
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With Robau around there are no bedbugs. Period.
Robau eats bedbugs for a late night snack. Dipped in the blood of his larger, more human enemies.
Robau buys Lucky Charms for the marshmallows. Like all smart people.
With Robau all charms are lucky
When Robau wants to go to warp, he shouts Kick It!!
Plecostomus
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Robau pours redeye gravy over every meal... and yes it's made from real red eyes.
Robau was the one who parted the Red Sea on God's behalf for Moses, he simply stared at it, and it parted.
Before God said let there be light, Robau said let there be dark.
Then when God did say let there be light, Robau said dammit will you turn off that light, I'm trying to sleep.
And thus, the universe snoozed in darkness for another billion years.
Then when God did say let there be light, Robau said dammit will you turn off that light, I'm trying to sleep.
And thus, the universe snoozed in darkness for another billion years.
The Ten Commandments contain a little known footnote stating, "Richard Robau may disregard if he pleases."
And how can this be?
For Robau is the Kwizats Haderach!!
For Robau is the Kwizats Haderach!!
Fear is the little-Robau that brings total obliteration.
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