Robau makes pasta the old fashioned way. By grinding up the bones of those who oppose him and making the noodles from the resulting pulp.
Facts About Captain Robau
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When Robau hails the enemy, he pulverizes them with huge chunks of ice.
The last time Robau fired at will, everybody named Will died.
The last time Robau fired at will, everybody named Will died.
Robau shoots first and shoots second later.
Plecostomus
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Robau will not tolerate any other Facts About threads.
No, he will not. Let's hope he continues to tolerate this one...or gods help us all.
So Robau was writing his name on the surface of Vulcan? Badass.
Ok, I have to object. Writting one's name with piss is hardly being badass. Unless you're a girl, maybe.
Robau pees his name in polar ice caps from orbit.
Plecostomus
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...uh no. God save the Mod who closes this thread, because Robau will be slightly annoyed.
...uh no. God save the Mod who closes this thread, because Robau will be slightly annoyed.
And he eats people and sleeps with their wives when that happens.
Robau does not fear closing, he has nothing but respect for women.
If a giant space station was about to crash into the Earth and kill everyone Robau wouldn't nee any help or a giant robot to push it back into orbit.
Robau doesn't worry about cholesterol. Cholesterol fears HIM.
Their will sadly never be a Kelvin TV series because the awesome Badass of Robau is to much for a mere television to hold without exploding.
The Kelvin is commanded by Robau because he demanded a ship with one huge, long nacelle. Like him.
Robau reminds me to turn off my caps lock after posting in the shouting Spock thread.
(hey, not only is he omnipotent, he's all for online etiquette!)
(hey, not only is he omnipotent, he's all for online etiquette!)
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