Robau has no need to shout. His whispers can be heard miles away.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau posted a personal ad on Craigslist and got 300 replies in one hour... 299 of them were bots trying to steal his credit card number and the other one was his sister.
That's why there is no internet in the 23rd century, Robau destroyed the whole thing in a fit of rage.
That's why there is no internet in the 23rd century, Robau destroyed the whole thing in a fit of rage.
If you Touch Captain Robau's Skittles he will teach you to FEAR the Rainbow.
Listen here maggots your great and glorious badass leader god Robau has commanded you to go to the Best Spam Thread thread and vote for this thread as the best or so help him your deaths will be slow and agonizing so get on with it OR ELSE!
The sequel has been announced: Weekend At Robau's
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Robau thinks we can have 3,000 posts before Monday. Get to it.
Regardless of poll choices, Capt Robau manages to win all "Who's sexiest/best/favorite" polls.
http://www.trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=3079974&postcount=155
http://www.trekbbs.com/showpost.php?p=3079974&postcount=155
Plecostomus
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Robau ate all the Cheetos.
Out of all the fictional Star Trek characters, Captain Robau is the only one who's real.
Robau has declared this tread cannot die
Robau ate that freaky Cheetos Cheetah, and wears his sunglasses on sunny days.
The Hamburglar got his ass kicked by Robau...but Robau will NOT touch the Burger King. He's too badass even for him.
Robau brought Vulcan back into existence by glaring at space-time.
ROBAU INVICTUS EST!
E PLURIBUS ROBAU!
IN ROBAU VERITAS!
EX ASTRIS ROBAU!!!!!!!!
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