Facts About Captain Robau

[CommanderRaytas]

ROBAU IAM INFANS SERPENTES NECAVIT!

Prove me wrong if you can.

 

[cooleddie74]

Being so sucky at Latin...I guess I can't.

But ROBAU CAN.

 

[apenpaap]

ROBAV DORMIENS NON TITILANDVS

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Latin became a dead langauge because Robau got his hands on it.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Captain Robau (Awesomous Badassious)

 

[gimpy117]

if you walk into a room and say "which one of you is Robau" all will suddenly stand and say "I am Robau!!!"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

if you walk into a room and say "which one of you is Robau" all will suddenly stand and say "I am Robau!!!"

And then the real Robau will burst from the floor and eat you as his distraction impersonators hold you down.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau Is Spartacus

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau will poke your eyes out and steal your wallet.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau will poke your eyes out and steal your wallet.

And then laugh at you.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau mows his lawn by yelling at it.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau shaves by glaring at himself in the mirror.

Robau has to get a new mirror every time he shaves.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau can walk into ANY diner in the universe and order "the usual" and get it.

 

[rgb1701]

Federation Money sayeth-

IN Robau We Trust

 

[Nick Ryder]

Captain Robau is so badass he was the inspiration for Yul Brenner, Charles Xaiver AND Kojak.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And now for something completely Robau.

 

[Daneel]

"And worse I may be yet. The worst is not
Until we can say, "We must face Robau.'"
-King Lear
Act IV, Scene I

 

[Crazy Eddie]

I used protomatter in Captain Robau's coffee.

It was the only way to solve certain problems.

 

[Aragorn]

Domo arigato, Mr. Robau,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Robau,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

 

[EnsignRicky]

Badass is going into the dictionary. It will go right after Awesome, since there's a picture of Robau there already.