Captain Robau chopped down a cherry tree; With his junk.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Isn't Robau the guy who died after doing basically nothing? 
Isn't Robau the guy who died after doing basically nothing?
That's just what Captain Robau wants you to think.
Isn't Robau the guy who died after doing basically nothing?
That's just what Captain Robau wants you to think.
...and the fact that you think that makes you unworthy to know the full truth about the greatness of the Robau....
But he did it brilliantly!Isn't Robau the guy who died after doing basically nothing?
He's just lulling the new universe into a false sense of security.That's just what Captain Robau wants you to think.Isn't Robau the guy who died after doing basically nothing?
Isn't Robau the guy who died after doing basically nothing?
Kirk and company had to do almost two hours of something, just to begin to hopelessly compare to Robau's five minutes of nothing.
Nero didn’t kill Captain Robau – he was just charging to give him a big hug, screaming with glee while trying to offer Robau his Romulan scythe as a gift. It was only bad editing made it look like Nero murdered him.
Isn't Robau the guy who died after doing basically nothing?
Blasphemy! Shun the nonbeliever! Shun! Shun!
Robau is so badass that he is all of the Sandbaggers.
The Village was created for people who have had some form of contact with Robau, and have to be isolated from the experience.
The Village was created for people who have had some form of contact with Robau, and have to be isolated from the experience.
Robau's death was responsible for the apparent upsizing of the JJ-prise vs the TOS-prise.
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=92037
The distortion in space-time caused by Robau's death resulted in 2 TOS-era meters = 1 JJ-era meters.
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=92037
The distortion in space-time caused by Robau's death resulted in 2 TOS-era meters = 1 JJ-era meters.
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Isn't Robau the guy who died after doing basically nothing?
Blasphemy! Shun the nonbeliever! Shun! Shun!
He turned this Robau thread into a NEWT!
It got better.
Robau didn't die. His liquid metal chassis is easily capable of absorbing something as puny as a Romulan toothpick.
The beam coming out of the Narada's drill wasn't an energy beam. It was Captain Robau's urine.
Robau once shot John Wesley Hardin just for snorin' too loud!
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