Robau doesn't discriminate. He kept Mrs Howell for dessert. Nothing like an experience woman... hmmm... yes, he IS badass.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau's Island, that sounds like an idea. It can come on right after Riker's Island. Ok, maybe before, Robau follows no man; Not even Riker.
I think it's obvious which one of them would win if the measuring instruments were pulled out. There's a reason Robau wore clothes: the full sight of his glory would be more blinding than a mere glowing blue dong.
That was pretty awesome.
Robau doesn't beam down to planets. Planets beam up to Robau.
The Prime Universe is safe inside Robau's left pocket. Just Try and take it, I dare you 
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Due to the invulnerability of Robau to the mere "kill" setting, Romulan engineers had to develop the "Robau" setting...
Robau stopped eating Ramen Noodles. Not because they were bad for him. But because they weren't BADASS ENOUGH for him.
The subsequent proliferation of Robau-level weapons led to an arms race of mutually assured destruction that would have only one winner: Robau.
Fantastic.
Captain Robau was once tempted to become a Sith Lord by the denizens of the Dark Side. But he converted THEM.
Robau's only setting is overload. But he never does.
Robau descends a pon his enimies swiftly leaving only a trail of destruction and mangled bodies in his wake.
Robau has no enimies.
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