Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau knows there are 2300 blogs about him... he reads every single one.
Because its exactly one inch shorter than his ahem... you know 
Only Robau knows exactly where the Enterprise's bowling alley is located.
In the grim darkness of the future, there is only Robau.
David Carradine just recently heard that Robau is in fact the undisputed ultimate Badass in the universe. He did not take the news well.
Too soon?
Too soon?
Captain Robau COULD be an admiral if he wanted...but it would mean less yeoman action.
Robau's First Contacts involve hot oil rubdowns, bubble baths and ten-hour gang bangs.
Robau's head doubles as a hot oil applicator.
And he can kick all there asses even Dr. Manhattan's.
Which is why Robau's movie kicked their movie's ass.
Up in the sky! Look! It's a bald man! With endless mojo!
It's ROBAU!
It's ROBAU!
Mary Ann or Ginger?
Robau had both, and made Mrs. Howell watch.
Robau had both, and made Mrs. Howell watch.
Ewwww... to Mrs Howell - he probably just put her out of her misery.
That's the only kind thing you can do with her... lol.
He probably had Gilligan watch so he could learn to be a man.
Robau believes in teaching the younger generation how to be badass.
That's the only kind thing you can do with her... lol.
He probably had Gilligan watch so he could learn to be a man.
Robau believes in teaching the younger generation how to be badass.
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