Facts About Captain Robau

[Hartzilla2007]

^Both of which involve beer.

More beer than anyone besides Robau could possibly drink.

 

[cooleddie74]

^Both of which involve beer.

And double penetration.

Don't ask.

 

[Islander]

Robau was the 11th plague of Egypt.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Apollo 13.

Robau was the other 12.

 

[Islander]

Robau had to take a leak... Noah had to build an ark.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau breaks wind...forests fall.

 

[gimpy117]

Robau doesn't need a ship to travel in space, he olny keeps it around for style

 

[EnsignRicky]

The Kelvin was just Robau's belt buckle.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't need a belt. His huge dick keeps his slacks up and taut.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hey! (Hey!)
You! (You!)
Get into Robau's car.
(Who me?) Yes you!
Get into Robau's car.

 

[cooleddie74]

Kel-vin KING!

Now we're sha-ring the same dream!

And our bald heads beat as one!

No more love on the warp!

 

[Islander]

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are
begging to R-O-B-A-U me

 

[cooleddie74]

Look at what's happened to me...

I can't believe it myself...

Suddenly Ro-bau wants to be my friend...

 

[Islander]

Robau will be hosting his new show on MTV: Pimp my starship.

 

[Squiggy]

MTV's ratings will go up 5000%.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

MTV will subsequently be renamed to RTV and will absorb every other TV station.

 

[gimpy117]

rumor has it Robau sleeps on a bed of nails and uses sandpaper to wipe his butt.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau isn't bald. Everyone else is freakishly hairy.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The end of the Universe will come about when Robau punchs it causing it to implode.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau Watches The Watchmen; That's Who!!