Facts About Captain Robau

[Squiggy]

Uncle Owen was burned to a cinder while trying to look Robau in the eye.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Neo is The One. Robau is The Source.

 

[Islander]

Robau is.

'Nough said.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

'Nough said.

Heresy! One can never say enough about Robau!

 

[Islander]

Robau roots for Detroit.

 

[Squiggy]

Detroit roots for Robau.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Robau roots for Detroit.

As long as he doesn't root for the Flyers.

 

[Islander]

Robau roots for Detroit.

As long as he doesn't root for the Flyers.

No, he definitely doesn't.

 

[gimpy117]

Robau roots for Detroit.

As long as he doesn't root for the Flyers.

No, he definitely doesn't.

or the penguins

 

[AdmiralGarak]

As long as he doesn't root for the Flyers.

No, he definitely doesn't.

or the penguins

That's why he wasn't quite badass enough to survive a battle with a mining ship. The poor fool.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau roots for Detroit.

Robau uses old Tiger Stadium as a French tickler.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau's theme song was cut from the soundtrack becase the awesomeness of it would vaporize people's eardrums.

 

[Squiggy]

When it was pointed out to Robau that "blue" was not the command division color, time altered itself so it was. And it was good.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau's favorite pro sport is... NLL Lacrosse.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

The Space Pope was condemned by Captain Robau.

 

[Aragorn]

No one gets mad when Robau draws pictures of Mohammad.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau despises Thousand Island Dressing. The only reason he allows it to exist is because it is made from the ground bones of his Romulan victims, and he wishes for them to be forced to consume their loved ones.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Robau killed the money that he could be saving with Geico because it wouldn't stop staring at him.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Captain Robau Is so badass, a Caveman can do it.

Ok, that one doesn't even make sense.

 

[stonester1]

Captain Robau despises Thousand Island Dressing. The only reason he allows it to exist is because it is made from the ground bones of his Romulan victims, and he wishes for them to be forced to consume their loved ones.

Plus, it makes the Big Mac, an otherwise very ordinary burger, suprisingly tasty.