Facts About Captain Robau

[KirkusOveractus]

Italy? That really is a boot. It fell to Earth when Robau was having one of his orgies.

As an appetizer.

Before the second orgy.

That would be the course before the main one.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's first command?

The town where he was born, bitch.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

I didn't think Robau was born.

 

[Islander]

^you're not paid to think, you're paid to do as Robau tells you.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau WAS born.

But from the heart of a nebula.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau WAS born.

But from the heart of a nebula.

Nay. FTL Subspace Hypernova. The destruction of the Romulan Empire heralded the birth of His Robauness.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau could kill Jean Grey and Daniel Jackson. Permanently.

 

[thegreatgalling]

When Robau was ready to be born, he walked out of his mother.

 

[thegreatgalling]

Officially, Robau's name should be spelled Ro-au.

 

[thegreatgalling]

"Robau is dead." -Nieche

"May Nieche rest in pieces." - Robau

 

[thegreatgalling]

To keep his lawn nice and short, all he has to do is give it a threatening stare.

 

[thegreatgalling]

Robau's soul is so frightened to upset Robau, he is now immortal.

 

[thegreatgalling]

"Not even Robau can change the past" - Aristotle

"Now Aristotle never existed." -Robau

 

[thegreatgalling]

Robau is not bald. His hair grows outside-in because he told it to.

 

[thegreatgalling]

Robau gives his enemies the choice of being killed, murdered, or mortally wounded.

 

[thegreatgalling]

Robau's mom said he needed to go to bed at a reasonable time. Midnight is now the universally excepted reasonable time.

 

[thegreatgalling]

Robau puts coffee in his sugar.

 

[thegreatgalling]

Robau ate a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup the wrong way.

 

[thegreatgalling]

Robau says "Fire tickles."

 

[thegreatgalling]

Robau doesn't shower because dirt is too scared to stay on.