Robau's childhood inspiration? Himself.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Little did Belloq know that Robau had secretly replaced the contents of the lost ark, with himself.
This is Captain Robau's universe, AND YOU SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR SORRY WEAK NOT BADASS KNEES EVERYDAY AND THANK HIM FOR ALLOWING YOU TO LIVE IN IT INSTEAD OF RIPPING YOUR WEAK NOT BADASS SELF IN HALF AND USING YOUR WORTHLESS CORPSE AS FOOT STOOL.
Captain Robau doesn't need a ship's counsellor. His preferred method of conflict resolution is to rip your liver out through your nostrils.
Captain Robau isn't afraid of hard vacuum. Hard vacuum is afraid of him.
Captain Robau isn't afraid of hard vacuum. Hard vacuum is afraid of him.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Robau can do it in one.
Robau can do it in one.
Captain Robau has a nickname for his wanger.
"USS Kelvin"
"USS Kelvin"
Captain Robau wasn't born; he was made out of nutronium.
Captain Robau's teeth and bones are made of Robaumantium, the only element so badass that it needs its own periodic table.
I've started writing a Captain Robau fanfic. It's starting to read like Star Trek meets Gurren Lagann, with the likely culprit being that it revolves around a bunch of badasses being hot blooded while blowing shit up.
"Do not fear! Captain Robau is here!"
Captain Robau was the very first to get the peanut butter in the chocolate. No stupid pratfall for him, either. He did it on purpose.
Robau did 3 Excalbian females in one night, without a scratch.
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Excalbian
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Excalbian
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You know you've been in America for too long when you can finally believe it's not butter.
Captain Robau's vengeance on the naysayers will be slow painful and BADASS, it will also involve lots of booze.
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