Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau's weapons training involved his own two fists and headbutting.
Captain Robau often went drink-for-drink and drug-for-drug with Hunter S. Thompson and won.
Robau once had a drunken three-way with Squiggy and Garak and managed to impregnate both with superhuman babies.
Robau actually wrote and directed the entire film. He gave the credit to Abarams so Abrams could say he directed one film that doesn't suck.
The thread title is in error. There are no known facts about Capt Robau- only legends, myths, and bedtime stories.
Robau is so awesome, he can actually *understand* every word Bob Dylan utters in every Dylan song.
Viagra is made from the sweat from the brow of Robau. Just a few drops was enough to produce all the Viagra needs of the human race for 2 centuries.
Robau is so awesome, he can actually *understand* every word Bob Dylan utters in every Dylan song.
Viagra is made from the sweat from the brow of Robau. Just a few drops was enough to produce all the Viagra needs of the human race for 2 centuries.
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Robau once ripped the spine from a redshirt who posted three Robau facts in three consecutive posts instead of using a single post.
Robau once ripped the spine from a redshirt who posted three Robau facts in three consecutive posts instead of using a single post.
Better?
(just pure laziness on my part- need to be patient enough to wait for a few new posts before adding another...)
It is said that when Robau died, the entire Klingon Empire simultaneously howled the Klingon Death Howl. The afterlife would know of the arrival of he who is badass.
In fact, that racial howl did reverberate throughout the afterlife and the etheric plane, so much so that Robau felt compelled to show up at the chamber of the High Council and say, "Relax, friends, I'm ok. Way too badass for that Nero punk to take me down. It's all part of the big picture. Q'pla!"
He likes the cultural balsiness of the Klingons, and that racial expression of sorrow moved him.
He's badass, but a softy, too.
Anakin Skywalker didn't have a high concentration of Midi Chlorians. The ones he had just had a high concentration of Robaus.
Captain Robau has this entire thread tattooed on his back.
And its alive!!!!!!!!!
Robau is a
Romulan Obliterating Badass in Any Universe
Romulan Obliterating Badass in Any Universe
If Robau was Luke's father, he wouldn't admit it and would simply carring on wooping his sorry lame ass.
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