Facts About Captain Robau

[EnsignRicky]

Even mirror universe Robau is scared shit of Robau.

Robau created the Mirror universe one day, simply by looking in a mirror.

 

[Islander]

He figured that it would double the available pussies.

 

[Squiggy]

Then he laughed because you can't double infinity.

Well, you can't.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Then he laughed because you can't double infinity.

Well, you can't.

Robau found a way.

 

[stonester1]

Indeed. Heck, he opened up a chain of stores selling his own unique brand of infinities, with that new car smell, or lemony fresh scent, your choice.

He's that badass.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau drives an Infinity.

Not the car brand.

The Kelvin is a physical incarnation of the expression of infinity.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Hell, Robau would kick their asses, then put on a sombrero just because.

... and nothing but a sombrero.

...and not on his head.

As it's Robau, we would not find this sight to be histerically funny, like, at all.

 

[Islander]

It's Robau sweat that smells like a new car.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau divided by zero and invented pie.

 

[stonester1]

He did invent pi, with all kinds of delicious crust and fruit fillings.

 

[Islander]

He invented pi while eating pie as pi is the perfect pie slice size. So that means you half-pie eating pigs should get off this thread and hit the threadmill instead. Robau said so.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau takes the bad, he takes the ass he kicks them both and there you have the Ro-bau Life...the Ro-bau Life.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Here's the story...of a ship named Kelvin...

 

[Steven Of Nine]

Captain Robau f**** the sh** out of bears and kills his enemies' children.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't like fishsticks. He ain't no gay fish.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

^ But he does it with style.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's style?

Whichever one gets him the most temporal tail.

 

[Islander]

Not too long ago, on trekbbs . . .

ROBAU​

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel JJ haters, striking from a hidden
base, have won their first victory against
the badass Empire. Their strike aginst the emperor's
wikipedia page left a terrible scar in the fabric of space itself.
Pursued by these sinister agents, Princess cooleddie races home,
custodian of a killer post for this thread that can deliver a final badass
blow to the Trek canon and save the federation from its devious enemies...​

 

[cooleddie74]

Not too long ago, on trekbbs . . .

ROBAU​

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel JJ haters, striking from a hidden
base, have won their first victory against
the badass Empire. Their strike aginst the emperor's
wikipedia page left a terrible scar in the fabric of space itself.
Pursued by these sinister agents, Princess cooleddie races home,
custodian of a killer post for this thread that can deliver a final badass

blow to the Trek canon and save the federation from its devious enemies...​

(*Epic Win Destroyer flies overhead, blasting away at Blue Warp Nacelles thread*)

 

[jdp13]

Robau invented the internet way before Al Gore was an itch in his Daddy's pants