Facts About Captain Robau

[Islander]

Cadets initiation rituals once included pranks on Robau. They had to shut down the academy for the entire year just to scrape the blood of the walls.

 

[stonester1]

A lame website has disrespected Captain Robau. So go check it out while you can, for it is somewhere on the list of ass kickings to come.

 

[EnsignRicky]

The cult of Robau is spreading, but he will always favor us most.

http://www.startrekmovie.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5085


I even like the way they're quoting us over there.

 

[Islander]

trekbbs is the only true church of Robau and I am its high priest!

IT'S BADASS JIHAD!

 

[stonester1]

Some schmuck named "triox" doesn't get it, not to mention has his facts wrong.

He just posted this to the above thread...

it's a racist meme on trekbbs. the jokes are made in combination with a sombrero, the broad brimmed Mexican hat.

it all stemmed from an early photo of robau as captain being leaked and the haters ran with it. people on the trekbbs didn't like a brown man in position of power.

i morn for what the trek fanbase used to be.

Yup, we and the Sombrarians are racists.



It makes me weep that a small subsect of our fandom haves become PC wussies with mandatory funnybonectomies as a membership requirement.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau discovered electricity.

Incorrect. Robau invented electricity with his smile.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau discovered electricity.

Incorrect. Robau invented electricity with his smile.

Ben Franklin was flying his kite in wind generated from Robau exhaling.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Some schmuck named "triox" doesn't get it, not to mention has his facts wrong.

He just posted this to the above thread...

it's a racist meme on trekbbs. the jokes are made in combination with a sombrero, the broad brimmed Mexican hat.

it all stemmed from an early photo of robau as captain being leaked and the haters ran with it. people on the trekbbs didn't like a brown man in position of power.

i morn for what the trek fanbase used to be.

Yup, we and the Sombrarians are racists.



It makes me weep that a small subsect of our fandom haves become PC wussies with mandatory funnybonectomies as a membership requirement.

Well if you ignore the facts that the actor is not Latino or that the sumbraro represents the saucer section (I think), then it's as simple as pie to go making all kinds of shit up. Robau would not approve.

 

[Gepard]

Robau would not approve.

Hell, Robau would kick their asses, then put on a sombrero just because.

 

[Islander]

We need not to worry. The page in question was marked for deletion in accordance with Robau's badass policy.

 

[EnsignRicky]

We need not to worry. The page in question was marked for deletion in accordance with Robau's badass policy.

Pure awesomeness at work right there.

 

[Islander]

Even mirror universe Robau is scared shit of Robau.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Robau would not approve.

Hell, Robau would kick their asses, then put on a sombrero just because.

... and nothing but a sombrero.

 

[Islander]

Robau wearing anything is purely to prevent mass hysteria amonst females of the ship and mass suicide amongst the males.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau would not approve.

Hell, Robau would kick their asses, then put on a sombrero just because.

... and nothing but a sombrero.

...and not on his head.

 

[Islander]

Robau was turned down for an audition in X-Men origins:Wolverine because his balls are harder than adamantium, and that broke Wolverine's mojo.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't RickRoll people. But he WON'T ever give you up NOR let you down.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau will never turn around and desert you.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so confident and badass, he can turn Rick Astley straight.

 

[Islander]

Samantha Fox too.