Facts About Captain Robau
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What would you do if Robau sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on him?
NO! Because he'd kill you with so much as a stare, fool!
NO! Because he'd kill you with so much as a stare, fool!
Believe it or not, Robau's walking on air...he never thought he could feel so free.
To the extreme Robau rocks a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
Robau's killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when Robau plays a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo Robau'll solve it
Check out the hook while Robau's DJ revolves it
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
Robau's killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when Robau plays a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo Robau'll solve it
Check out the hook while Robau's DJ revolves it
Bald, bald, baby...
Robau nailed every Spice Girl at least once.
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Captain Robau demands 2,000 posts! NOW!
But he wants 100 pages first!!!!
It is said Kahless made the first Bat'leth with a strand of his hair. Captain Robau has a very large collection of Bat'leths, and now you know why Captain Robau is bald.
Everyone likes Star Trek now because Captain Robau's in it.
They almost tried renaming it Robau Trek, but then Robau shanked every last man, woman and child who thought that was a cool idea.
They almost tried renaming it Robau Trek, but then Robau shanked every last man, woman and child who thought that was a cool idea.
Everytime Captain Robau puts on a pair of sunglasses, the entire original lineup of The Who spontaneously assembles behind him just so they can play the opening bars of We won't be fooled again.
Robau wasn't killed in Trek XI, he just ascended to a higher plane of badass.
Robau is the reason why there are still wheels in the 23rd Century, man needs wheels to roll! Robau would not be denied his badass bike.
Robau is the reason why there are still wheels in the 23rd Century, man needs wheels to roll! Robau would not be denied his badass bike.
Robau does have one fear... Daneel's avatar 
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Captain Robau is banging Uhura's roomate right now..in an alternative timeline.
Robau put Captain Pike in a wheelchair for looking more badass than he did in the movie.
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