Facts About Captain Robau

[Daneel]

Red Matter is the most powerful and dangerous experimental creation in the universe, but the Vulcans didn't actually use decalithium as the primary component. They used an even rarer substance: Captain Robau's blood, which he willingly gave to them (as there would be no other conceivable way of obtaining it).

 

[DeafPoet]

You only saw Robau in Star Trek for ten minutes. You are now pregnant.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Red Matter is actually Robau blood. See Robau can create black holes WITH HIS OWN BLOOD! HE'S THAT BADASS

 

[Nick Ryder]

Woot only 16 more posts until 2000... the Robau would be pleased!

 

[Plecostomus]

He won't be pleased until we get to 2,000.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau is the reason we went from UBB to VBulletin... because UBB once messed up a post Robau wrote and damned UBB to hell.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau procreates by glaring.

 

[SalvorHardin]

Robau procreates by glaring.

Robau sometimes also procreates by lens flaring

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau procreates by glaring.

Robau sometimes also procreates by lens flaring

If that's the case, everyone on the Kelvin, Narada and Enterprise is a parent.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Hey, Captain Robau doesn't even feel threatened by Nero's masculinity and extreme hotness. *grins*

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau takes the good, he takes the bad, he takes them both and then he has the Facts of Badass.

 

[Dart]

I just saw the movie. I felt sorry for Robau for a minute, before he kicked my ass.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

But is that all you need? I guess it's all about the attitude.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau went back in time and made love to humanity's common female ancestor. We all carry the bald badass gene.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Robau is too cool for face tattoos. Right?

 

[Squiggy]

Robau isn't bald. What we're seeing is actually just his penis.

That's right. It talks and can command a starship.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's main penis is his head. His copulatory organ is even bigger.

 

[captcalhoun]

Robau is Romulan for 'bald badass who just wiped out the homeworld'

 

[Cakes488]

Robau's main penis is his head. His copulatory organ is even bigger.

Well we all know that the biggest sex organ is your brain so this is appropriate......and speaking of sex I found this Robau gentleman to be very attractive....very sexy and hottttt. Has this guy been in anything else? Maybe it was that damn uniform....I don't know but I liked it.

 

[Dart]

Robau's body scan terminated the computer.