Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau got the swine flu just so his bad ass antibodies will wipe out the illness in the known universe.
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Captain Robau ordered 100,000,000,000 "God-Lord Robau Boner Brigade and Marching Band" t-shirts from my company but sadly we don't have the right color of AWESOME to print Robau. 
Captain Robau invented sunglasses. Not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from his eyes.
if captain robau was the referee at the barcelona-chelsea game yesterday, i dare chelsea supporters to send him death threats
Captain Robau is cooler than the 'Fonz' when it comes to women. He doesn't need to snap his fingers for them to come to his side, they see him, they are there.
Milli Vanilli had to lip sync because they heard Robau sing once and realized there was no way they could compare to him.
Robau actually comes back at the end of Star Trek XI, floating in space, powered by his own awesome and waves at the camera before the credits roll
Star Trek XII revolves around Kirk and Co. trying to find Robau so he can stop the Borg from destroying Earth.
Turns out he already stopped them, obliterated them and destroyed every star system they occupied.
Turns out he already stopped them, obliterated them and destroyed every star system they occupied.
"Why not copy the look of the Original Series more closely?"
Because Robau said so.
Because Robau said so.
Robau shaves his head because hair drains his power.
The reason Captain Picard went bald is because his lame hairdo infuriated Robau.
Robau loves lovin' and he's got what it takes and he knows how to use it.
You haven't experienced real player hate till' you got the wrath of Captain Robau!
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