Facts About Captain Robau

[SalvorHardin]

But Robau likes 1901 even more.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

But Robau likes 1901 even more.

But not as much as he likes 1902.

 

[Squiggy]

98 to go in 28 hours. Robau could do that with one hand tied behind his back...that is of course it was possible to detain Robau.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau drinks a shot of Oil Of Oregano and a chaser of used motor-oil every morning.

 

[Aragorn]

If Captain Robau wanted Ray Liotta to play Pike, he'd actually be able to give a legitimate reason why.

 

[Squiggy]

Captain Robau once had an awkward moment, just to see what it feels like.

 

[Daneel]

Captain Robau could change the name of this place to "The Robau BBS" if he wanted to. It is through his magnanimity alone that it retains the name "The Trek BBS".

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau is well pleased with how quickly this thread is reaching 2000... he will however kill the Quinto Spock thread if he so wished, but he does not... because it amuses him to YELL IN ALL CAPS!

 

[Destructor]

That's not Leonard Nimoy as old Spock--that's Zachary Quinto's Spock after he shared a scene with Captain Robau.

You just made me cry at work from trying not to laugh out loud.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

You know how Captain Robau is like an onion?

If you cut him, he will make you cry.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't even need a password to post on TrekBBS because his profile is too awesome for our inferior brains to comprehend and we'd die.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau's profile is why the TrekBBS exists. We're just here to keep it running for him.

 

[captcalhoun]

Robau finds Herkimer Jitty's resemblance to Matthew Goode as Ozymandias amusing.

 

[Plecostomus]

I will be back at noon DST, this thread should be five or six posts away from 2,000.


If it is not... well just assume your death will be painful yet awesome.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The reason this movie has no reset button is that Robau crushed it with his bare awesomeness.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau isn't Robau's real name. However, if you were to attempt to pronounce his real name you brain would explode.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau isn't Robau's real name. However, if you were to attempt to pronounce his real name you brain would explode.

But it would be an epic explosion.

 

[captcalhoun]

Robau is a word in Klingon. it translates as 'Badass Warrior Who Could Slaughter Us All'

 

[Squiggy]

If Robau was an element he'd be Isleptwithyourmotheritum.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The Wrath of Khan is nothing compared to the WRATH OF ROBAU!