SKYNET launced Judgment Day becuase it feared Captain Robau, only Robau survived so sucks to be SKYNET right now.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Chuck Norris, Darth Vader, Captain Robau, and McGyver (sp?) went into a bar....only Captain Robau came back out.
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The Kelvin was destroyed when Captain Robau had a Brain Fart.
Captain Robau has a heavy metal theme song.
^But if you hear it, it's already too late.
Captain Robau went to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper, and got it.
The President asked Captain Robau how he could come to be so badass, Robau just laughed.
Captain Robau once sneezed an entire universe into being by mistake. The beings there worshipped him as the great "Aachoo." Of course, Captain Robau cannot be bothered with such trivialities, so he promptly wiped it all up with his handkercheif.
People pay good credits for the chance to smell Captain Robau's Farts.
And why was he gone for twelve minutes? Well, you try hauling that package out and putting it all back in a timely manner.
When Captain Robau does something he does it in slowmo while heavy metal music plays in the background.
Federation scientists once tried to clone Captain Robau. I'll spare you the details, but let's just say the Federation lost a lot of good planets that day.
Captain Robau's name is screamed in ecstacy by billions of women accross the universe.
Captain Robau lives in a blackhole in his off time.
Captain Robau is Syler's Father. Nuff said.
Captain Robau wants to sleep with your wives......and your daughters.......and your mothers,too. And you know what:
They'll LIKE it...
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