Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau shoots fire out of his eyes.
Captain Robau fought the law...and the Captain Robau won.
Captain Robau didn't fight city hall he blew it up 
Captain Robau once kept Hollywood from making an unauthorized KIRK & CAPTAIN ROBAU movie.
Snoogans.
Snoogans.
No Captain Robau can catch a frisbee with his mind.
No, Captain Robau can catch a hand with a frisbee.
On some worlds Captain Robau kicking your ass and sleeping with your wife is considered the highest compliment because Robau noticed you.
Plecostomus
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Captain Robau eats pizza-rolls direct from the bag, frozen. WITHOUT dipping sauce. The only time he eats them cooked is when he burns them with the force of his rage and even then he only eats 'em because he doesn't like wasting food.
Captain Robau turned down the position of Dictator of Cuba to captain the Kelvin.
After covering them in chocolate sauce.
I'm beginning to feel that not even Captain Robau could give you a sense of humour.
Because he's badass! There are reasons why they call him the Badass Captain Robau, and this thread provides the reasons.
Yeah so stop questioning Robau's badassness or hie will throw you into a pit of rabid tribbles.
Unfortunately, no one can be told about the awesomeness of Captain Robau. You have to see it for yourself.
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