Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau is cool.

But not as cool as Ricardo Montalban.


Godspeed.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is cool.

But not as cool as Ricardo Montalban.


Godspeed.

Okay I will give you that because no one can be more badass that Khaaaaaaaan. May he rest in peace.

 

[cooleddie74]

In 2233, Ricardo Montalban will be worshipped in the unifaith chapel of the Kelvin.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau DOES GO ass to mouth.

AND can watch an entire donkey show.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can breath fire.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau wasn't SUPPOSED to be here today...but came in anyways.

 

[Eric Cheung]

^ And he didn't need any sign assuring customers they were indeed open...they just knew Robau was in charge.

 

[cooleddie74]

^ And he didn't need any sign assuring customers they were indeed open...they just knew Robau was in charge.

And the smell of shoe polish?

Robau's badass pheromones.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau and Khan used to take people any leaving these people as those people left them marooning them for all eternity at the center of a dead world buried alive, buried alive.

Kirk: Khaaaaaaaaan!

 

[Woulfe]

You don't tug on Superman's cape....

You don't spit in the wind....

You don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger....

And you don't mess around with Captain Robau

- W -
* Everyone sing along *

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau was the reason the Genesis Planet Exploded because it blocked his view.

 

[SalvorHardin]

You don't tug on Superman's cape....

You don't spit in the wind....

You don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger....

And you don't mess around with Captain Robau

Captain Robau does all of that.
He even messes around with himself

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau did the monster mash. And flattened EVERY one of those gruesome bastards.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Protomatter is really the concentrated essence of Captain Robau. As such the reason its unstable is because you but that much badass in something its gona blow up alright.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Captain Robau is seven feet tall, kills men by the hundreds and if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

William Wallace got a heart transplant from Captain Robau.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau was once torn apart by wild dogs. He pulled himself back together and made the dogs explode.

 

[EnsignRicky]

The Ghostbusters call Captain Robau

Captain Robau refused the Godfather's offer

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The King of Atlantis once said "Bald people suck. Jericho missiles are for fags. The Kelvin looks stupid."

And in a in a single day and night of misfortune, Atlantis fell into the sea.

 

[sbk1234]

You don't tug on Superman's cape....

You don't spit in the wind....

You don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger....

And you don't mess around with Captain Robau

- W -
* Everyone sing along *

Damn! I was about to type that! Really, I was!

 

[sbk1234]

Captain Kirk plays with an action figure of Capt. Robau.