"Ro" as in Ensign Ro, "Bow" as in the front of a ship or what you do from the front of the stage after a performance (or "bough" as in the limb of a tree.)
Ro-bau, accented on the first syllable.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Ro-bau, accented on the first syllable.
Gene Roddenberry was inspired to make Star Trek after seeing Forbidden Planet. Fred Wilcox was inspired to make Forbidden Planet after seeing Captain Robau.
The probe in The Voyage Home wasn't looking for whales; it was looking for Captain Robau.
That's a lie. It wasn't looking for Captain Robau--it was Captain Robau.
V'Ger amassed the knowledge of the universe after falling through Captain Robau.
The Kelvin has only one nacelle because when it needs to go to warp, Captain Robau gets out to push.
There is sound in space because Captain Robau wishes it so.
The background music in all the TV series and films comes directly from Captain Robau.
Captain Robau has only two settings: stun and kill. It would be best not to confuse them.
The probe in The Voyage Home wasn't looking for whales; it was looking for Captain Robau.
That's a lie. It wasn't looking for Captain Robau--it was Captain Robau.
V'Ger amassed the knowledge of the universe after falling through Captain Robau.
The Kelvin has only one nacelle because when it needs to go to warp, Captain Robau gets out to push.
There is sound in space because Captain Robau wishes it so.
The background music in all the TV series and films comes directly from Captain Robau.
Captain Robau has only two settings: stun and kill. It would be best not to confuse them.
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No Captain Robau has three settings kill, super kill, and oh my god we're F@#ked.
No Captain Robau has three settings kill, super kill, and oh my god we're F@#ked.
You're both wrong. Captain Robau only has one setting: Captain Robau.
Point.
^ Captain Robau can out-hit Manny Ramirez.
Please, Captain Robau's team went 162-0, and had only one player on the roster...Captain Robau.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is Captain Robau
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
The power of the Force is insignificant next to Captain Robau.
The power of the Force is insignificant next to Captain Robau.
This guy looked into Captain Robau's eyes.
There used to be ranks higher than Captain, until Captain Robau found out about them.
Ever wonder what happened to the Commodores?
No, they are still around today.
The USS Kelvin doesn't have a sickbay or any medical officers. As a true badass, Captain Robau never needs medical attention.
Like the Enterprise B, the Kelvin wouldn't have anything important installed until Tuesday. Captain Robau launched the ship anyway, for he is too badass to need photon torpedoes, tractor beams, or a second warp nacelle.
If Captain Robau were in Nemesis, he would have jumped from the Enterprise to the Scimitar (like Data did), destroy the Scimitar, and jump back to the Enterprise. He's too badass to die.
The Dominion breed the Jem'Hadar to protect them from Captain Robau. Robau laughs and says "go ahead, try to stop me."
Enterprise's Future Guy hid his identity because he didn't want Captain Robau to know who he was. But Captain Robau does know.
Bill Adama can scare grown men with his glare and beat them with a flashlight. Captain Robau can scare and beat grown men his glare.
Captain Robau doesn't wait for a walk light or even cross at crosswalks. He walks into traffic and if you know what's good for you, you'll stop.
Captain Robau didn't attend Starfleet Academy. He just walked aboard a starship and everyone accepted him as the captain, because he is just that badass.
Even the creepy Burger King hides in fear of Captain Robau.
Like the Enterprise B, the Kelvin wouldn't have anything important installed until Tuesday. Captain Robau launched the ship anyway, for he is too badass to need photon torpedoes, tractor beams, or a second warp nacelle.
If Captain Robau were in Nemesis, he would have jumped from the Enterprise to the Scimitar (like Data did), destroy the Scimitar, and jump back to the Enterprise. He's too badass to die.
The Dominion breed the Jem'Hadar to protect them from Captain Robau. Robau laughs and says "go ahead, try to stop me."
Enterprise's Future Guy hid his identity because he didn't want Captain Robau to know who he was. But Captain Robau does know.
Bill Adama can scare grown men with his glare and beat them with a flashlight. Captain Robau can scare and beat grown men his glare.
Captain Robau doesn't wait for a walk light or even cross at crosswalks. He walks into traffic and if you know what's good for you, you'll stop.
Captain Robau didn't attend Starfleet Academy. He just walked aboard a starship and everyone accepted him as the captain, because he is just that badass.
Even the creepy Burger King hides in fear of Captain Robau.
Captain Robau is the meaning of life.
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