The Big Bang created the universe
Captain Robau made the Big Bang when he passed gas.
Captain Robau made the Big Bang when he passed gas.
Facts About Captain Robau
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That's all part of Captain Robau's plan to go to Hell and kick the Devil's ass, after which peace will reign for a millennium.So, what's everyone going to do when they find out that Captain Robau gets his badass handed to him by the Romulans 10 minutes into the film?
So, what's everyone going to do when they find out that Captain Robau gets his badass handed to him by the Romulans 10 minutes into the film?
Captain Robau doesn't get killed off... he forces the universe to endure his absence.
Rule of Acquisition #286: Captain Robau is badass.
So, what's everyone going to do when they find out that Captain Robau gets his badass handed to him by the Romulans 10 minutes into the film?
Captain Robau doesn't get killed off... he forces the universe to endure his absence.
Then goes to the future and makes Old Spock fix the timeline by scaring Spock with his shear badassness.
Captain Robau isn't French. Because that would be so beneath his coolness.
Barack Obama is planning to create a new Cabinet position for Captain Robau: Secretary of Whoopass.
Captain Robau doesn't mix drinks. The drinks stir themselves for their own damn good when they hear him coming.
Praxis exploded because Captain Robau looked at it.
Captain Robau once beat the crap out of Chuck Norris's great-great-great-great grandson just by looking at him.
Captain Robau doesn't eat. He liquefies all food and nutrients with his radiating awesomeness and absorbs them through his almost perfect skin.
Captain Robau gives multiple orgasms to the furniture on the Kelvin simply by glancing at it.
The only reason that Nero can destroy the Kelvin is that Captain Robau allowed him to.
"You can't win, Nero. If you destroy the Kelvin, I shall become more badass than you can possibly imagine."
Captain Robau finds your lack of faith disturbing.So, what's everyone going to do when they find out that Captain Robau gets his badass handed to him by the Romulans 10 minutes into the film?
Captain Robau eats Flashheart for breakfast and craps him out before lunch.
So, what's everyone going to do when they find out that Captain Robau gets his badass handed to him by the Romulans 10 minutes into the film?
Captain Robau is too badass to be killed by a simple starship explosion. Even if it's caused by a Space Octopus. Captain Robau will make a heroic return in the film's climax and kick Nero's tattooed ass.
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