Someone once tried to build a LEGO bust of Captain Robau's head, but he couldn't find any bricks in the color badass.
Facts About Captain Robau
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There are four different sizes of soft drinks in 23rd century movie theaters. Small, Medium, Large, and Captain Robau.
While it has been documented that Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you on the other side of the globe, Captian Robau can punch you from across the universe.
Robau's workout conists of:
- Planetiod Bicep Curls
- Solar Press ( The sun is a weight )
- Galaxy Hopping.
Inorder to do this workout, Robau needs an insane amount of energy
he does this with Robau's Energy Smoothy.
To make this you need.
- A Black Hole
- Several ripe suns
- and Robau's Smoothie mix( comes in Rawberry, Shocklate, and Pure Badass )
- A Blend Tec Turbo Blender ( Robau doesn't use this though, he stares at the ingredents and they do the work. )
Robau's workout conists of:
- Planetiod Bicep Curls
- Solar Press ( The sun is a weight )
- Galaxy Hopping.
Inorder to do this workout, Robau needs an insane amount of energy
he does this with Robau's Energy Smoothy.
To make this you need.
- A Black Hole
- Several ripe suns
- and Robau's Smoothie mix( comes in Rawberry, Shocklate, and Pure Badass )
- A Blend Tec Turbo Blender ( Robau doesn't use this though, he stares at the ingredents and they do the work. )
Captain Robau and Bill Adama once got into a staring match. Everyone else within 15 parsecs died.
Captain Robau doesn't celebrate Christmas. Christmas celebrates him.
Any movie with Captain Robau in it takes place in its own continuity with no relation to previously-established canon.
In JJ Abrams' Trek universe, phasers have a new highest setting--"Captain Robau".
The new Enterprise is being built on the ground because Captain Robau plans to lift it into orbit.
That's not Leonard Nimoy as old Spock--that's Zachary Quinto's Spock after he shared a scene with Captain Robau.
When Captain Robau makes a typo, Webster puts out a new edition.
In JJ Abrams' Trek universe, phasers have a new highest setting--"Captain Robau".
The new Enterprise is being built on the ground because Captain Robau plans to lift it into orbit.
That's not Leonard Nimoy as old Spock--that's Zachary Quinto's Spock after he shared a scene with Captain Robau.
When Captain Robau makes a typo, Webster puts out a new edition.
Captain Robau invented sombreros.
Robau is so badass:
That on away missions he puts on a red shirt and beams down by himself yelling "bring it on".
Klingon students submit requests to go to the Robau School of Badass.
When he was born he slapped his mother for crying during childbirth.
That on away missions he puts on a red shirt and beams down by himself yelling "bring it on".
Klingon students submit requests to go to the Robau School of Badass.
When he was born he slapped his mother for crying during childbirth.
I asked in another thread how this was going to work. thanx for making it clear. I should've known.
The reason for Nero's planet-destroying space drill is because he believes this is the only way to kill Captain Robau. He's wrong.
Trapped on a Klingon battlecruiser, cornered by the entire crew with their bat'leths pointed at him, Captain Robau smiles and says "things are going exactly as planned."
Captain Robau has the ability to shut Morn up.
No Ferengi is rich enough to bribe Captain Robau.
Captain Robau convinced Gul Madred that there really were only four lights. Then he made Madred think there were only three.
Captain Robau walked through the Guardian of Forever and established himself as history's first, true, original badass.
Trapped on a Klingon battlecruiser, cornered by the entire crew with their bat'leths pointed at him, Captain Robau smiles and says "things are going exactly as planned."
Captain Robau has the ability to shut Morn up.
No Ferengi is rich enough to bribe Captain Robau.
Captain Robau convinced Gul Madred that there really were only four lights. Then he made Madred think there were only three.
Captain Robau walked through the Guardian of Forever and established himself as history's first, true, original badass.
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