Plecostomus
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That's awesome!
Now if the TrekBBS server is overwhelmed with traffic and we can't access the site... it's our fault.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Now if the TrekBBS server is overwhelmed with traffic and we can't access the site... it's our fault.
That's awesome!
Now if the TrekBBS server is overwhelmed with traffic and we can't access the site... it's our fault.
Yes but Robau will be pleased to see so many people bow down before his awesome badassness.
Captain Robau can has cheezburger.
Even after the Kelvin blew up, Captain Robau ascended and is now Ceiling Robau. You wouldn't believe what Ceiling Robau is watching you do.
Captain Robau looks great in a sombrero... and nothing but a sombrero.
Captain Robau brought worldpeace by just walking up to people. This cause worldpeace because it scared the crap out of everyone and they hefigure if they all get together they can take him, no chance in hell of that happening though.
Plecostomus
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Robau was taking a marketing class one day and the teacher told him people will buy anything because they are stupid.
Robau left the class, purchased a million empty soda bottles and pissed in each one. He then applied a label to 'em and sold the rights to Pepsi and that's how Mountain Dew was invented.
Robau left the class, purchased a million empty soda bottles and pissed in each one. He then applied a label to 'em and sold the rights to Pepsi and that's how Mountain Dew was invented.
The Robau is wise. In fact, he's so wise, he might consider bowing down to him as sucking up to the boss. You don't want to be despised by him!
Plecostomus
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Captain Robau posts in this thread every day.
Top that! Captain Robau dares you!
Plecostomus
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Dares ME?! Bitch, I AM CAPTAIN ROBAU.
Oh the blasphemy!!!
Plecostomus
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Prove otherwise.
While you do THAT I'll sit over here and bask in the sound of how awesome I really am.
While you do THAT I'll sit over here and bask in the sound of how awesome I really am.
Captain Robau doesn't kickass and take names he just kicks ass.
Captain Robau's forehead is even bigger than Helen Hunt's.
Captain Robau is Big and Beefy. He's a Manly Man, the Ultimate example of Extreme Rugged Manliness. He loves ponies and puppy dogs and rainbows and ballet, and he makes all those things more manly than football and monster trucks and tacos.
That is so badass.
That is so badass.
Captain Robau eats flames and shits fire.
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