People get headaches.
Headaches get Robaus.
Headaches get Robaus.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau gives great head. AND torso.
We talk about shitting gold bricks. Robau really can. At will.
Robau shits a gold brick, turns around, then screams at the gold brick which in turn makes it shit out an even tinier, more pure gold brick.
Robau getting killed by a Romulan pitchfork. Bestest April Fools Joke EVA!
But I never bought it for a second.
But I never bought it for a second.
Robau took Nero's spring-loaded can opener thingy and converted it into bullets...which he then shot forth out of his mouth in rapid machine-gun fashion, cutting down the entire Narada bridge crew in under twelve seconds.
Robau's concept of the perfect night out: Vaporizing all the patrons at the local bar so HE gets all the drinks he wants for free and can stay as long as he desires.
Robau is comprised of so much WIN that he makes even the most epic of wins seem like total and complete FAIL in comparison.
Exemptions for the hot chicks, of course.
Robau applies a similar concept to brothels.
The reason 99.9% of all alien species look humanoid is that once upon a time Robau got really horny. Alien space chicks dig Robau!
Robau doesn't look human; humans look like Robau -- well, as best as evolution lets us, anyway.
You must have Robau. Robau is the everything-killer. Robau is the big-death that brings total obliteration.
On the subway, the closing doors stand clear of Robau.
Working as a Tokyo subway pusher, Robau once crammed the entire population of Japan into a single subway car.
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