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Robau's scrotum.
Robau's scrotum.
Facts About Captain Robau
- Thread starter Herkimer Jitty
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If you spin Robau on his head, backwards, the secrets of the universe are revealed.
Robau stopped touring in 2226 at Candlestick Park because he could no longer hear his own badassness over the roars of the crowds.
Actually it was because you couldn't hear the roar of the crowds over his badassness.
He felt unappreciated - and went into seclusion for some time afterwards.
He felt unappreciated - and went into seclusion for some time afterwards.
Captain Robau is not very happy. He's been buried on the second page.
However, regardless of his unhappiness,
Robau brings Joy to the World.
To all the boys and girls.....
However, regardless of his unhappiness,
Robau brings Joy to the World.
To all the boys and girls.....
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da
Robau kicks ass
Robau kicks ass
Robau eats Soylent Green.
Soylent Green is made from the remains of Robau's enemies.
RED MATTER IS ROBAU!!!
Robau eats and drinks red matter as part of a balanced breakfast of ass kicking and bad ass stares
Robau likes his dressing on the side.
Robau CONCEIVED Erin Andrews.
Captain Robau was the first in the universe to masturbate to the Erin Andrews video.
And he is still going strong!
And the by-product of his Erin Andrews wankathon just created a new species of intelligent humanoid life on a distant world.
Robau is legion. Nero only killed one of the copies which only had 1/100000th the badassitude of the entire legion. And even that 1/100000th was STILL more badass than the entire Starfleet put together
After going back and forth between Richard and Pierre, Robau decided to go back to his original name; Q.
Righteous
Omnipotent
Badass
Awesome
Undying
Omnipotent
Badass
Awesome
Undying
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