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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY?!?
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Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau can smoke your ass like a fine cigar.
And smoke cigars like fine, fine ass.
When Captain Robau threadbombs you the whole damn forum the thread is in is rendered uninhabitable for a billion years.
Robau is so badass that he doesn't need a freezer for his cold cuts and meats. He just grimaces at them and they turn to a block of ice.
And glaring at them thaws them out and instantly cooks them.
And as his saliva is actually sulfuric acid, he downs his entire T-bones without having to chew.....
And his saliva is a form of condiment and sauce. Tangy. Thick. Rich.
When Robau decides to go green, Orions lock their doors.
Big Brother and The Party have successfully rewritten and restricted our language, and our thinking. There are now only three possible evaluative words and modes of thought in English. These are: "Robau", which encompases everything positive, "UnRobau" which covers anything and everything negative, and "DoublePlusRobau" which is so totally awesome it blows your mind the instant you think it.
He is also the wind, water, and earth, and elements that are so badass to speak their name would cause you to explode.
So much badass that if it is ever released all life will burst into flames.
^ And so shall we all become one with Robau.
Robau ain't dead for long. That preview of the Nero comic reveals that Nero had him put in the replicator.
Translation: He becomes pure energy--and trancends physical existence.
He powers the sustenance of the Narada, the most Bad-A-- ship of all Trek-history.
In a word...he is INVINCIBLE!!!
Translation: He becomes pure energy--and trancends physical existence.
He powers the sustenance of the Narada, the most Bad-A-- ship of all Trek-history.
In a word...he is INVINCIBLE!!!
Captain Robau is the REAL Batman.
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