Facts About Captain Robau

[EnsignRicky]

Jimmy and Spock were invited to the party of a life time. There's just one problem,
their host is dead.

STAR TREK 2 Weekend at Robau's



Robau Prime approves of this joke.

 

[morrisseyislove]

If Captain Robau was locked in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nero, and was given a gun with only one bullet, he would laugh and proceed to grind down the gun with his teeth and spit out the pieces of scrap metal at them, effectively killing all three.

 

[morrisseyislove]

G-O-D is actually a spelling error made during translation of the Bible. His name is actually spelled C-A-P-T-A-I-N R-O-B-A-U.

 

[morrisseyislove]

Awesome is Robau spelled backwards.

 

[morrisseyislove]

No matter how badly your day went, no matter how depressed you may be, just think of this: you're still alive, and that's only because Captain Robau let you.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau built the Great Pyramids. Out of Lincoln Logs.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau makes Legos out of the bones of his enemies.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau makes bones for skeletal replacement surgery out of his hairs that he's kept in storage all these years.

 

[Daneel]

Hence the reasoning behind how the term "bonehead" became a compliment in the 23rd century -- it means "one who is like Robau".

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau has the original 1978 Kenner STAR WARS Jawa action figure in a vinyl cape in the original packaging.

 

[EnsignRicky]

The only negetive side effect from Robau's run in with the Narada, is that he has a tough time going through metal detectors. And that's only because there was now way in hell he was giving little Nero his stupid toy back.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is the reason bald men get so much tail.

 

[ITL]

'Nuff said.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

^ Robau's intoxicating rhythm warns you you are seconds away from death. Robau sways and strikes as does the cobra, only he's more badass about it.

Robau clouds my mind, haunts my dreams, and darkens my waking hours with his awesome.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

'Nuff said.

AWESOME!!!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

When he goes to Denny's, Robau orders barbed wire with a side of nails for breakfast....and he always leaves a nice hefty tip for the waitress.

 

[cooleddie74]

'Nuff said.

As the most prolific poster EVER on these boards in addition to being one of the site's highest-ranking Admirals, I declare this avatar The Official Flash Animation of the Trek BBS. Pending Mod approval, of course.

(*Offers hefty bribes*)

 

[ITL]

^ & ^^ & ^^^ Thankies, peeps.

Flash? 'Tis GIF!

 

[cooleddie74]

Flash. GIF.

Meh. Badass results are badass results no matter what the terminology.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Women need to be warned not to stare at that GIF! Those Robau-powerful pelvic thrusts will impregnate if you stare too long!!!!