There once was a drinking contest to determine who could drink the most. Captain Robau won by drinking Fluidic Space entirely and then saying "I'm still thirsty."
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau eats intire stars for brekfast, galaxies forlunch, and universes for dinner.
Captain Robau is so badass, there is only one of him in all the universes.
Because Captain Robau says so.
There was an attempt to create a Mirror Univers Captain Robau, but it failed horribly. After all, he can't be the same in the MU as he is in the regular universe, we're talking two different universes and something needs to be different. But then he can't be a sissy in the MU since a sissy Captain Robau can not happen. But the MU Robau can't be more badass since being more badass than our Robau is an impossibility by all definitions of the word.
As such this almost resulted in the destruction of the entire multiverse.
Actually wouldn't the MU Robau be the opposite of our universe Robau, so instead of being a Badass he'd be like a mega wimp ?
He'd be like Eddie Deezen, uber nerd to the Nth power, or Bill Gates.
A wimp Robau that's impossible it defies every know law of Trek science.
Captain Robau once got a woman pregnant by thinking about her.
Captain Robau has a pet T-Rex.
That he feeds people that annoy him to.
And thus, Jesus was born.
John McClane, The Sisko and Badass Robau once met in a bar. The universe imploded when they simeltaneously said "Nice haircut."
Captain Robau has mastered the secret of true stealth. What does he do with this power you ask. Did you ever get the feeling you were being watched, but turned around and din't find anyone?
Captain Robau is the reason for the season...that season, of course? The entirety of human existence.
Captain Robau is into intergalactic wrestling. He enters the ring with a Klingon, Gorn, Borg, Jem'Hadar, and Hirogen. At the same time. And beats them all. At the same time.
Captain Robau is so badass he once picked his toes in a meeting and thereby rendered an intire starsystem unihabbitable.
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