Robau ate the Almighty Sarlaac. In his belly it found a new definition of pain and suffering as it was slowly digested over a thousand years.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau ate the monster that ate Tokyo. And he did it right after the monster ate Tokyo, so that he could eat both the monster and Tokyo at the same time.
Robau smoked the Doomsday Machine like it was a stogie.
Robau goes through Tribbles, like cotton candy.
And a most Badass way to go.
Dying after picking a fight with Robau is classified as "suicide".
^ ...and Carmen Sandiego keeps hiding round the world to avoid Robau.
who where the first two?
Standard proceedure for wiping a starship's memory banks is to ask it to calculate the odds of Robau ever losing a fight.
Robau never gets tired of reading this thread.
Robau once smoked an entire pack of comets in just one afternoon.
Robau doesn't blow out candles on his birthday cakes. He glares at them until they wink out from sheer fear.
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