Facts About Captain Robau

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  1. Destructor

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    Robau ate the Almighty Sarlaac. In his belly it found a new definition of pain and suffering as it was slowly digested over a thousand years.
     
  2. EnsignRicky

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    Robau ate the monster that ate Tokyo. And he did it right after the monster ate Tokyo, so that he could eat both the monster and Tokyo at the same time.
     
  3. Destructor

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    Robau smoked the Doomsday Machine like it was a stogie.
     
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    Robau goes through Tribbles, like cotton candy.
     
  5. Islander

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    Being murdered by robau is classified as "natural cause of death".
     
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    And a most Badass way to go.
     
  7. Deranged Nasat

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    Dying after picking a fight with Robau is classified as "suicide".
     
  8. Islander

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    Robau is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
     
  9. KirkusOveractus

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    ^ ...and Carmen Sandiego keeps hiding round the world to avoid Robau.
     
  10. Islander

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    When Robau was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Robau!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
     
  11. johnsonalmighty

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    who where the first two?
     
  12. Daneel

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    Your mother and your girlfriend -- at the same time.
     
  13. Herkimer Jitty

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    Standard proceedure for wiping a starship's memory banks is to ask it to calculate the odds of Robau ever losing a fight.
     
  14. Destructor

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    Robau never gets tired of reading this thread.
     
  15. seekertwo

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    Robau doesn't read this thread....this thread reads itself to him....and he approves...
     
  16. Islander

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    Robau has been known to ridicule Jesus for taking 3 days to rise from the dead.
     
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    Robau once smoked an entire pack of comets in just one afternoon.
     
  18. Islander

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    Robau never laughs in the face of danger, he tells it to back the fuck off.
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    Robau doesn't blow out candles on his birthday cakes. He glares at them until they wink out from sheer fear.
     
  20. Islander

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    Robau's orgasm leaves an exit wound.
     
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