Facts About Captain Robau

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  1. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Zod kneels before Robau!
     
  2. Nick Ryder

    Nick Ryder Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Robau has Zod lick his boots.

    Robau's stare is equal to Kryptonite
     
  3. AdmiralGarak

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    "Robau-man! Faster than than the finger needed to pull the trigger in order to fire a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive powered by red matter! Able to leap Chuck Norris's ego in a single bound!"
     
  4. EnsignRicky

    EnsignRicky Commodore Commodore

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    Nobody kneels before Robau. They get down on their bellies and crawl around like the comparatively worthless slugs that they are.
     
  5. Hartzilla2007

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    And thats if their lucky.
     
  6. cooleddie74

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    The Phantom Zone?

    Robau's childhood Rubik's cube.
     
  7. cooleddie74

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    Robau doesn't get married because no woman alive in the entire universe could handle his badassness. Either physical. Or otherwise.
     
  8. Hartzilla2007

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    The Big Headthing in Star Trek V would ask Robau's permission to merge with the Kelvin and would apologize for his deficiencies if Robau doubed him.
     
  9. Deranged Nasat

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    The Kelvin? But what does Robau need with a starship? ;)
     
  10. Praetor

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    Robau will forgive the impertinence of that question since it was asked at the mystical time of 4:20, Eastern.
     
  11. gimpy117

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    the atom bomb was made to kill Robau; when they found it was clearly ineffective they just turned around and used it on japan.
     
  12. Hartzilla2007

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    Captain Robau can't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is.
     
  13. AdmiralGarak

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    He needs a place to keep his harem. Plus, having your own starship is just plain fucking badass.
     
  14. Deranged Nasat

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    As I have not yet felt the wrath of Robau, I can only conclude he was amused rather than enraged by my comment. Thank Go-er, Robau.
     
  15. EnsignRicky

    EnsignRicky Commodore Commodore

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    Robau Groks Spock
     
  16. Hartzilla2007

    Hartzilla2007 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    The Disposal Units ran night and day, we were that close to going out forever. But there was one man who taugh us to fight, to storm the wire of the camps, and to smash those metal motherf@#kers into junk. He turned it around, he brought us back from the brink. His name is Robau, Richard Robau.
     
  17. Praetor

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    Robau banished Herbert to the pit.
     
  18. Hartzilla2007

    Hartzilla2007 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Captain Robau created the fan pit of death the dispose of those who annoy him.
     
  19. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Two man enter, one Robau leave.
     
  20. EnsignRicky

    EnsignRicky Commodore Commodore

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    Robau can actually host his own show on the Discovery channel for more than a month without dying. Pretty badass these days.
     
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