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"Nil Per Os" - Enterprise has a murder mystery on its hands when the wealthiest family on Rigel are all found dead in guest quarters. Archer puts Reed and T’Pol on the case, but when all evidence points to only Reed or T’Pol has being the culprit, they both pledge silence on the matter. Meanwhile, the senior members of the crew are under the care of Phlox after they ingested something that affected their gastrointestinal system after hosting the wealthy Rigelian family.

Next episode – “Vaporware”
 
“Vaporware” - While clearing out an archive that is being transported to a new location, Trip and Malcolm find the misplaced logs of Keslie Romeo, an engineering tech who was involved in Project Greylag, a ship's computer that would have been miles ahead of where NX-01 is now. For some unknown reason, it was scrapped before it could get off the ground. The story goes back and forth between Romeo's logs and the crewmen's musings about what could have been. Romeo was killed in a shuttle accident shortly after the last log was recorded...however, she may have given them a clue as to where to find her copies of the notes.

Next episode: "Far Afield"
 
Far Afield

The crew of the Enterprise take shore leave on a planet at the very age of charted human space. The planet seems to be a paradise, but T’Pol suspects otherwise. It turns out she’s just being a killjoy. The planet is fine.

Whilst the crew rest, Mayweather and Reed stay behind on Enterprise and have a competition to see who is the most pointless. It’s Reed, of course, who gets very upset and sulks in his cabin whilst listening to The Smiths.

Next Episode - The Dog’s Bollocks.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/dog-s-bollocks
 
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An acceptable word on American television.

Miles O’Brien said it in an episode of DS9.

Play the game, Laura.

It’s a Porthos episode, clearly.
 
The Dog’s Bollocks - NX-01's crew is asked to submit DNA samples to an alien research lab for analysis. In reality, they wish to use it for their own augment program to add human and Vulcan DNA to their already-enhanced genetic makeup. Ethical debates ensue, and everyone wants the samples back. Meanwhile, Archer considers getting a lonely Porthos a girlfriend.

Next episode: "Patience"
 
Patience

Enterprise busts its engines, due to Mayweather making her do donuts while in an unstable nebula. Repairs could take up to 12 hours, so the bridge crew decide to play strip poker to while away the hours. Reed loses, to everyone’s dismay.

Phlox crossbreeds some kind of bat thing with a mollusc because he is bored. Archer is ‘disgusted by such an abomination’ and tosses it into the warp core.

Next episode - Porthos’s Brain.
 
Laura Cynthia Chambers said:
The Dog’s Bollocks - NX-01's crew is asked to submit DNA samples to an alien research lab for analysis. In reality, they wish to use it for their own augment program to add human and Vulcan DNA to their already-enhanced genetic makeup. Ethical debates ensue, and everyone wants the samples back. Meanwhile, Archer considers getting a lonely Porthos a girlfriend.

Next episode: "Patience"
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See, it should have been they took Porthos' DNA because they thought he was the superior intelligence. Hilarity ensues when they mix their DNA with dog DNA.
 
Porthos’s Brain - Porthos is waiting for his regular immunizations in sickbay while T'Pol is receiving treatment for a burned hand. An overload in the circuitry reacts with her Vulcan telepathy, causing a temporary mind swap between the two of them (according to Phlox, their mental equilibrium will straighten out). This causes complications for an upcoming first contact where she is to represent the Vulcans. Trip hangs out with T'Pol in Porthos's body, while Archer has to keep Porthos's mind from humiliating T'Pol.

Next episode: "Live Bait"
 
"Live Bait" - Trip offers himself up as live bait to help catch a cosmozoan devouring various starships. Despite fear among the Trip, Trip feels confident in its success rate. Meanwhile, Reed, Mayweather and Sato are goading into a fistfight in the mess hall with Vulcans that were rejected by V’tosh ka’tur for being too violent.

Next episode - “The Naked Never”
 
“The Naked Never” - Events of nearly zero probability begin to occur with increasing frequency when NX-01 wanders into an area of space marked by a broken buoy warning people off. An inexplicable forcefield shuts them inside the pocket of space. Can the ship escape with their lives? Meanwhile, Travis considers taking advantage of this area of space to get a date with a girl who has said she's not into him..

Next episode: "Tracing Paper"
 
"Tracing Paper" - A starship has been tracing the exact route of Enterprise since its launch, and Archer isn’t sure if the crew onboard have ill intent or are harmless. Meanwhile, Trip and T’Pol get into a debate as to whether paper or a PADD is better, after Trip starts carrying a clipboard around.

Next episode - “Jupiter Station”
 
“Jupiter Station” - NX-01 is docked for repairs and training programs when security is breached by alien invaders beaming in from an immense distance away. The station immediately goes into lockdown; the invaders threaten to destroy the station and all inside unless their demands are met; a stockpile of weapons, ammunition, and ships. While the crew still on the ship attempt to determine where these aliens beamed from, Tucker and an engineer from a civilian ship docked there notices something fishy about the aliens. They are in fact long-range holographic projections, the real individuals who have accessed the station's systems to threaten the station are nowhere near. Tucker and the other engineer work to lock the aliens out.

Next episode: "Serenade"
 
"Serenade"

Enterprise NX-01 discovers a seemingly normal Minshara-class planet with abundant plant life that could prove to be a cornucopia of scientific knowledge for researchers back on Earth. It also has an atmosphere with a strange musical vibration that is picked up by the ship's sensors, baffling the crew. Taking a shuttlepod down to the planet the pod suddenly vanishes in the atmosphere with no traces, taking Captain Archer, Commander Tucker and Crewman Cutler with it. Attempts to locate the pod fall short when it is discovered that the bizarrely harmonic atmosphere functions as sort of a dimensional gateway to sweep away any potential intruders and prevent them from landing on the surface and disturbing the habitat. It is soon learned that the atmosphere is the creation of a highly advanced race of beings maintaining the planet as an exotic wildlife habitat and the world is under their protection. T'Pol and the rest of the NX-01 crew have to work with (indeed serenade with pleas of logic) a representative of this race in order to retrieve Captain Archer, his shipmates and the shuttlepod from the other realm where the barrier sent them.

Next episode: "From Whence The Danger Comes"
 
"From Whence The Danger Comes" - A relay station that Enterprise has towed into orbit of an outer planet in a newly claimed system is activated and immediately begins picking up disturbing chatter in the Suliban language, discussing plans for an imminent attack. Further ramping up matters is the presence of two unidentified ships that have been spotted in the area. Archer is ordered to engage the ships if they cross the line into their territory. Sure enough, they do, and when challenged, they claim no knowledge of the plans, saying that they're just gathering stellar cartography readings. Hoshi finds flaws in the transmissions (language and signal-wise) and locates the source; a landing party on the planet's moon finds a transmitter that is Klingon tech. The whole thing was a manipulative scam.

Next episode: "Square The Circle"
 
"Pon Farragut"

A temporal wormhole opens in T'Pol's quarters for reasons. She is sucked 100 years into the future and finds herself aboard the USS Farragut which was conveniently located at the exact same coordinates as the Enterprise thus saving her from dying in space.

She is now in the throes of Pon Farr for chroniton reasons as well as out of her mind with temporal psychosis. She mates with Christine Chapel for 23 hours (consensual, Christine's Spock crush was actually a Vulcan weeaboo phase).

T'Pol is technobabble returned to her own time with little memory of her lost days.. months.. years?! Neither we the viewer nor T'Pol knows for sure.

TAG: A pretty blonde toddler plays on a rug in what appears to be an ascetic monastic setting. A shadow falls over her and she looks up and smiles, her hair falling back to reveal pointed ears..
 
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