Hoshi: I'm sick of watching my nose hairs grow. I should have brought a back massager. T'Pol -
T'Pol: Get your own.
T'Pol: Stop forwarding me email.
ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever.
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Hoshi: I'm sick of watching my nose hairs grow. I should have brought a back massager. T'Pol -
T'Pol: Get your own.
T'Pol: Stop forwarding me email.
T'Pol: Stop forwarding me email.
Archer: But this time I checked Snopes first!
Phlox: Amazing, Lieutenant. Had you not shown me I never would have believed you could paint T'Pol in the nude with tobacco spit.
Mayweather: Epic knockers.
That Vulcan ketsunoana. I don't have a Fu Manchu! I bet she has never even seen a Tarantino movie, for that matter!
Captain, thank you for refraining from your usual soapy activities for the night.
No problem, Commander. I left all my floaty boats in my quarters.
Hoshi: I'd ask you what you're thinking but then they'd have to pay you for a speaking role.
Trip: Must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that!
T'Pol: Just for that I'll string him along for a few years then marry a Vulcan.
Billinglsey: "Why do I have to be the blurry one?"
Montgomery: "At least you get a line in this episode."
Keating: "Who said that?"
Archer: what's up with Malcolm?
Phlox: he's got a case of numb tongue at the moment captain.
Hoshi: I'm Hoshi Sato and that was six o clock enterprise news.
Archer: my god this 50 shades of grey really is dirty.
T'pol: I told you so captain.
Hoshi: what you smirking at?
Travis: I've just put lip gloss on trip whilst he was sleeping hehe
Trip: wow I look great this lip gloss complements me, now pout. Ohh yeahhhh.
T'Pol: So, Captain, have Frank and Joe caught the burglar yet?
Archer: Hey! Spoiler alert!
T'Pol: Captain, what are you doing over there?
Archer: I'm reading porn like I always do this time of day.
T'Pol: No, I meant what are you doing in the girls toilets. You may be the most illogical human I have come accross but surely even you could have found a more suitable location for your hobby.
Archer: ...why did you wait til you were sat on the can with your pants round your ankles to ask me this?
Archer: "Trip. Who are you hiding from?"
Screams come from where Trip is after being covered in whipped cream.
Travis: I wonder if Trip has found my suprise?
Hoshi : I think he has, you are sooo gonna get it.
Off Camera Trip: Travis I hope you can run fast
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Reed - You owe me 10 bucks Ensign. You said I wouldn't stick my tongue out at the Captian.
Mayweather - He's not even here.
Phlox - You call that a tongue?
Sato - I've cleaned my teeth 5 times and I can still taste denobulan seamen.
T'Pol - Captian, are you aware that the doctor is whoring himself around the female crew members.
Archer - I know, this is the lasted video. I never would have believed Hoshi was so adventurous in bed.
Hoshi - What are you smiling at?
Mayweather - Just thinking of a video the doctor sent me.
Tucker - Ooooooh is that the doctors latest video?
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