Another year, another caption contest. Sure feels like it takes a year between these things, doesn't it? Sorry again for the late start, but now that the holidays are past I should be able to keep up better. That said, on to the next contest! But first, You-Know-Who has something to say... Right. Now that that's out of the way, let's get to it. First up we have the "At Least It's Not Voyager" award, going to: Followed by the "What Happens on Risa Stays on Risa" award, going to: Next up we have the "And a Fetish is Born" award, going to: Continuing onward, we have the "Screw the Ratings, Nobody's Watching Anyway" award, the lucky winner being: We also have the "Men Are from Romulus, Women Are from Vulcan" award, going to: Our tag-team award goes to: And our Photoshop award goes to: Thanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners! Also, I hope everyone had a happy and safe holiday season. With that long ordeal behind us, we now move on to "The Catwalk," the latest in Season Two's long line of show-killing mediocrity. Let's hope our brave captioners can liven this turkey up!