ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns
- Thread starter Skywalker
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^ Ha, fantastic Nerys Myk! 
I had to go back and check who's who!
I had to go back and check who's who!
Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!
Archer: "You think you can scare me? Don't you know who you're talking to?"
Hoshi: I can take you little man!
You think this is fast, wait til the volcanic-diarrhea kicks in!
I'll see your "Vulcan neuropressure" and raise you a Brazilian wax, you pointy-eared skank.
With a tip of the hat to Triskelion
LEONARD: I don't know if I should be freaked out or turned on right now.
Penny: Freaked out. They made Sheldon the captain.
Etek tor ri variben pa' Puk-Tor Travek.
[Translation: "We do not talk about Fight Club."]
Oh I've misspelled "there" again. Can you rub your head on this word?
Good thing you don't write in pen!
<thinking> I am not fading away, this reflection is my own, and I am not fading away... NOT FADING... away...
Trip: God damn it, I'm stuck on this thingmajingie! Call Phlox because I'm gonna throw up.
T'pol: Alright Archer you're caught! I suspected for some time now you've been dating Hoshi and my only question is why? I thought you were attracted to me?
Archer: You're icy exterior put me off, besides what are you going to do about it? Hit me?
T'pol: Just what chance do you think have?
Archer: <gulps>
Alien to the left: Dear you really need to put on more makeup, your face is going a little red!
Archer: What? Do you don't think I can score?
