ENT Caption Contest #84: Many Vanishing Returns

[Santa Kang]

With a tip of the hat to Triskelion

LEONARD: I don't know if I should be freaked out or turned on right now.

 

[Triskelion]

^ Ha, fantastic Nerys Myk!
I had to go back and check who's who!

 

[jespah]

Epic!

 

[lurok]

Double epic ftw

 

[Skywalker]

 

[Santa Kang]

If Linda Park shows up on TBBT as Penny's sister we'll know they read the forums.

 

[jespah]

AG Robinson is her father. It could happen.

 

[R. Star]

Hoshi: This is what we did with the last caption host who didn't post a new contest in a timely enough manner!

Archer: "You think you can scare me? Don't you know who you're talking to?"

Hoshi: I can take you little man!

 

[Santa Kang]

HOSHI: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

 

[Triskelion]

You think this is fast, wait til the volcanic-diarrhea kicks in!

I'll see your "Vulcan neuropressure" and raise you a Brazilian wax, you pointy-eared skank.

 

[Mistral]

With a tip of the hat to Triskelion

LEONARD: I don't know if I should be freaked out or turned on right now.

Penny: Freaked out. They made Sheldon the captain.

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "...And that's the story of Enterprise's first Thanksgiving!"
Hoshi: "Uh...sir, you didn't actually tell me a story. You just sat down and said 'And that's the story of Enterprise's first Thanksgiving!'"

 

[Triskelion]

Etek tor ri variben pa' Puk-Tor Travek.



[Translation: "We do not talk about Fight Club."]

 

[Bob Karo]

John Bigboote: This is where John Fredrick Paxton has stored the Oscillation Overthruster.

 

[Triskelion]

Oh I've misspelled "there" again. Can you rub your head on this word?

Good thing you don't write in pen!

 

[Ln X]

<thinking> I am not fading away, this reflection is my own, and I am not fading away... NOT FADING... away...

Trip: God damn it, I'm stuck on this thingmajingie! Call Phlox because I'm gonna throw up.

T'pol: Alright Archer you're caught! I suspected for some time now you've been dating Hoshi and my only question is why? I thought you were attracted to me?
Archer: You're icy exterior put me off, besides what are you going to do about it? Hit me?
T'pol: Just what chance do you think have?
Archer: <gulps>

Alien to the left: Dear you really need to put on more makeup, your face is going a little red!

Archer: What? Do you don't think I can score?

 

[Skywalker]

New contest is up!