Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #116: Fallen Gyro

[Finn]

Phlox: As you can see, all that bruising you have after all this time is making it difficult for the bloodworms to burrow around, Captain.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Mazarite: "Pay no attention to the giant eye behind me..."
Archer (off screen): "I see your reverse psychology, and raise you an "I don't care...""

 

[tharpdevenport]

Archer (off screen): "Wait -- I thought the Transporter Safety Administration said they didn't save any of those invasive body images?"

Trip: "LOL, you bought that? By the way, they stole your phase pistol."

Archer: "Oh, boy -- they can see my aging sagging man tits."

 

[Nebusj]

You'll never know my excuse for disappearing for months this time if you don't look to the new contest!

https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/ent-caption-competition-117-dessert-crossing.289585/

You'll probably guess though.