Add Jodie Whitaker's Doctor and James McAvoy's professor X into the mix as his deputies, and we might be on to a winner
Dumbest Picard show idea's!
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Picard becomes the mentor to young Duke Startrekker, instructing him in the ways of the mysterious and powerful force that exists in all living things: Red Matter.
Just found this mock trailer. Its made three years ago but it would've been a nice trailer for the new Picard series if as rumoured, it would featured an edgier, darker Picard who will be different from his TNG persona 
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Picard goes rogue.
All the years of peace and love have been a facade for the fact he is a high functiong psychopath.
Joins section 31 but gets kicked out for being too extreme and genociding the betozeids for the years of stalking from trois mum.
He then returns to mintaka to rule as a God, feasting on a diet of keplan and andoran.
He also kidnaps 7 of 9 and forms a new borg collective that he controls and uses B4 as his android slave.
After the bolian genocide he is finally brought to justice by the combined efforts of star fleet intelligence, Section 31, the tal shira, obsidian order and with help of a fearfull borg collective and imprisoned in Starfleet highest security prison sounded by space delibratly destroyed by omega particles to stop any ship reaching him.
All the years of peace and love have been a facade for the fact he is a high functiong psychopath.
Joins section 31 but gets kicked out for being too extreme and genociding the betozeids for the years of stalking from trois mum.
He then returns to mintaka to rule as a God, feasting on a diet of keplan and andoran.
He also kidnaps 7 of 9 and forms a new borg collective that he controls and uses B4 as his android slave.
After the bolian genocide he is finally brought to justice by the combined efforts of star fleet intelligence, Section 31, the tal shira, obsidian order and with help of a fearfull borg collective and imprisoned in Starfleet highest security prison sounded by space delibratly destroyed by omega particles to stop any ship reaching him.
...Picard was discovered on Federation's Got Talent ... with a special recurring role by Simon Cowell as a Soong Type android that created the show when it decided to dedicate its existence to finding and exploiting new musical talent. He was built by Commander Maddox, who was finally able to replicate the work of Soong from 50 years ago. After winning the competition, Picard and his android manager set out on an epic concert tour, which the good Captain has become contractually obligated to perform.
Here's a *cough* idea:
Convicted by a Federation court of a crime he didn't commit, Picard is sent to a maximum security stockade in New Zealand, where he develops a fondness for cigars, and escapes to the Federation underground.
Stealing the Enterprise from a fleet museum, he has it custom painted in black and red. With his closest friends from his Starfleet days, today he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem. If no one else can help...and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... the P-Team.
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Hopefully including Barclay, who's been committed to an asylum.
Think the name could used some work, tho....
Picard is stranded on an uninhabited planet, his only company, the non functioning, severed head of Data. He could rig up a communications device by cannibalising the head, but refuses to do so because he hallucinates that it is functioning, and conversing with him. In fact, he will utter his catchphrase "shut up Data" in every episode.
He also knows Q is watching, and will help he if he asks, but without a crew for him to be responsible for, his stubbornness stops him from doing so.
He also knows Q is watching, and will help he if he asks, but without a crew for him to be responsible for, his stubbornness stops him from doing so.
Picard recovers Data's personality, installs it into the dune buggy, and we get a new 'Knight Rider'.
Picard becomes a spy....agent 00701.
Picard manages a bakery, with Worf as head baker. It's called 'Kahless Krullers'.
Picard has a new holodeck fantasy in which he replaces Richard Dawson as Damon Killian, host of 'The Running Man'.
Picard is sucked into an alternate universe where he is old John Connor, still fighting SkyNet.
Picard travels back in time, gets a groovy wig, and becomes the fifth Beatle.
Picard is a struggling theater manager, in an era when Hollywood is churning out stuff like 'Rocky: 5000'.
Picard becomes a spy....agent 00701.
Picard manages a bakery, with Worf as head baker. It's called 'Kahless Krullers'.
Picard has a new holodeck fantasy in which he replaces Richard Dawson as Damon Killian, host of 'The Running Man'.
Picard is sucked into an alternate universe where he is old John Connor, still fighting SkyNet.
Picard travels back in time, gets a groovy wig, and becomes the fifth Beatle.
Picard is a struggling theater manager, in an era when Hollywood is churning out stuff like 'Rocky: 5000'.
Picard opens a small space stand which is like kiosk in space were Romulus used to exist and sales rock debris that used to be from the planet Romlus to a colorful mix of customers each week. They get into interesting debates about everything from the meaning of life to which aliens have the funniest looking ears.
Jason
Jason
data: "it is a cake."
picard: "yes."
data: "depicting a naked human female."
picard: "yes."
data: "she is seated apon a toilet."
picard: "pretty erotic huh?"
data: "jean luc ... you have changed."
pet romulas rocks.
I would watch either of those, and I'm not even a TNG fan. Please take my money.
Pictured with American Dad voices and aesthetics, this is hilarious.
Picard absconds to the Delta Quadrant, followed by Lwaxana who still wants him as new husband. A cat and mouse game ensues. Lwaxana can't be stopped by Delta Quadrant veterans like Neelix, the Kazon, the Voth and Kashyk. Picard and Lwaxana end on the planet where the 37's live. Picard is stuck there for the rest of his life.
Jean-Luc wakes up from this nightmare in his bed with Q instead of Beverly at his side.
Jean-Luc wakes up from this nightmare in his bed with Q instead of Beverly at his side.
Sadly I don't think Sir Pat's going to work with Seth McFarlane on any of his shows (including 'The Orville') as long as the Picard show is on air
Which is too bad because he had worked together with Seth voicing the Avery Bullock character and I think he would be great playing an Admiral or any other guest character in Seth Trek
Suffering with Irumodic Syndome from old age and Temporal Psychosis from all his time travels, Picard starts talking in early 21st century memes:
"This nebula has big dick energy!"
"This nebula has big dick energy!"
You completely missed the point of this thread, you were supposed to come up with something dumb not something genious and hilarious.
You completely missed the point of this thread, you were supposed to come up with something dumb not something genious and hilarious.
Thanx. Feel free to open a thread for great show ideas. I guess @Jayson1 and I have diffent ideas about dumb ideas.
