Dumbest Picard show idea's!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Picard' started by Jayson1, Jan 27, 2019.

  1. Seven of Five

    Seven of Five Rear Admiral Premium Member

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    Maybe the entire series will be holodeck-gone-wrong hijinks.
     
  2. SpocksOddSocks

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    Picard has retired and gone to live with the Ba'ku and married Aniij, who is now pregnant with his child. After the destruction of Romulus, the balance of power has changed, and the Orion Syndicate has taken control of the region containing the Briar Patch.

    The Ba'ku's world is cut off from the Federation, and they have to take on menial jobs to make ends meet. On discovering he has inoperable hair cancer, Picard decides to take care of his family by manufacturing "Ketrecel Blue" - a new variant on Ketrecel white that is popular amongst alpha quadrant species.

    Cue remake of Breaking Bad.
     
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  3. Tenacity

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    At the end of it's multi-season run, in the last scene we hear "computer, end program," and it's revealed that the entirety of The Picard Show was just one of Riker's holodeck programs.

    Special guest appearance by Jonathan Frakes.
     
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  4. Doc Mugatu

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    Jean-Luc Picard settles down with the beautiful lady Chlamydia and becomes an Amway distributor.
     
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  5. F. King Daniel

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    Picard realises he's been in the Nexus for 19 years.
     
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  6. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    On Stardate 56-whatever, Jean-Luc Picard was asked to remove himself from his starship of residence. That request came from his wife, Beverly Crusher-Picard. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her via some space anomaly.

    With nowhere else to go, he knocked at the home of his nemesis, Q. Sometime earlier, Q's "wife" banished him from the Q Continuum.

    Can one washed up starship captain and an omnipotent asshole share an apartment without driving each other crazy?

    They're The Qdd Couple.


    (I can't take full credit. My friend Art came up with this idea.)
     
  7. Jayson1

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    We see Picard on a brand new Enterprise bridge. We see all sorts of cool new aliens and big stars as crew members. He then goes to a bathroom in his ready room in the first 5 minutes and closes the bathroom door behind him and the camera stays focus on the door. For 12 episodes he doesn't ever come out. The camera just stays focused on the door. Everyone at home keeps waiting and waiting for him to come out or for something to happen with this cool new setup and it never does until the last minute of the final episode were you think FINALLY something is going to happen but all you see is his hand close the door back shut. Seems it come open by accident. Then credits roll.


    Jason
     
  8. Kilana2

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    Maybe he was reading Shakespeare on the toilet and forgot how the time was going by around him....:guffaw:
     
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  9. Tenacity

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    will we see vash?
     
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  10. Jayson1

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    Only if they go with another show idea. A one man version remake of TNG. Stewart will play all 9 characters. Picard,Riker,Data,Troi,Worf,Crusher,LaForge,Yar and Wesley. The pilot episode will be about Picard having a romance with Vash in which he will also play in this new version.


    Jason
     
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  11. The Old Mixer

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  12. WarpFactorZ

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    Can someone fix the thread title and remove the errant apostrophe! It's driving me crazy.
     
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  13. Nerys Myk

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    Picard is stranded in the 21st Century where everyone thinks he's an actor from some old TV show.
     
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  14. Agony_Boothb

    Agony_Boothb Commodore Commodore

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    Picardfeld.

    Jean-Luc Picard decides to under take a stand up career all the while getting into shenanigans with his wacky next door neighbour riker, ex-girlfriend deanna and his hapless unlucky in love best friend Geordi

    Wayne Knight would guest star as 'Qewman'
     
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  15. Jayson1

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    That would be kind of difficult seeing as how Wayne Knight has died.

    Jason
     
  16. Nerys Myk

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    Doe Wayne know?
     
  17. SpocksOddSocks

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    I was wondering that too. Can't find any information about him dying. Unless it's very recently and hasn't been officially announced, I'm pretty certain he isn't.
     
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