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DS9 Caption That # "....To Arms"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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Leeta: "You... You're not looking at my breasts at all!"
Rom: "N-No... I-I mean... yes, I am!"
Leeta: "Liar! You're making eye contact! What, isn't my cleavage good enough to distract you?"
Rom: "Being married to a Dabo Girl is confusing."
O'Brien: " Say, Isn't that the Planet Express delivery ship? GYAAAAAAAAAHHHH...!!!"
Weyoun: "Oh, very funny. Who set this thing to Spanish?"
Sisko: "I swear that if Nog doesn't stop playing his keyboard in Ops, he's going to lose his other damn leg very soon."
Hey look! New thread! Missed it last night. 
Anyway, thanks again, JA! Have a donut!
Anyway, thanks again, JA! Have a donut!
Uhh, down periscope.
Hmmmmmm. This damned periscope impedes my vision.
Hm...now I see why Picard found this so vexing....it appears there are two lights, but if I look at it this way, I only see one.....
"Prepare to face the almighty wrath of the Dominion!"
"And their relentless Cardassian allies!"
"Yeah!"
"Who the hell is that?"
"I haven't the slighest idea."
"I think he's from Andromeda."
"Robert Hewitt Wolfe's show? I've heard good things..."
"You were misinformed."
"Guys, can we attack the good guys now?"
"Yeah, we're getting kind of bored here."
"Well, where are my manners? Open fire!"
By the way Leeta, I forgot to tell you. We have to consummate our marriage Ferengi style. I've already set up the cameras and assembled the live audience.
Miles: "Looks like Rom is about to go where Julian has gone before."
"I've always been fascinated with inter-species mating rituals."
"Damn, that's one hot Bajoran woman I didn't hit."
"Any day now Mr. Rom. Your son want to watch too."
Leeta: "Stop staring at my boobs you perverted little Ferrengi shit."
Rom: "I'm not Staring at them..."
Crowd: OOOOOOOH AHHHHHHH! Fireworks!
"You are gonna assimilate what?"
"Assimilate this Borg brain..." *off screen cardassian grabbing crotch like an italian from joisey."
"Help me, my toilet is backed up! Call Rotor Rooter!"
"And this is to help my headache how?"
"Oh I can see an image, a man a man with a leaking kidney."
Off screen...a grizzled engineer greasy and holding a wrench...
"Anti-matter pack! Anti-matter pack!"
*quietly farting* "PHTHHPPPPPPBTB!" Sisko thinking: "Maybe if i stand here she won't notice that bad brocoli smell."
The winners this round
The prize
A Niner's patch. Sewing this onto a garment gives that piece of clothing a +50 charisma bonus.
Is there anyone who couldn't use more charisma?
Maybe David Hasselhoff, but he's a special case..
AdmiralGarak said:
Sisko: "I swear that if Nog doesn't stop playing his keyboard in Ops, he's going to lose his other damn leg very soon."
Kegek said:
"Prepare to face the almighty wrath of the Dominion!"
"And their relentless Cardassian allies!"
"Yeah!"
"Who the hell is that?"
"I haven't the slighest idea."
"I think he's from Andromeda."
"Robert Hewitt Wolfe's show? I've heard good things..."
"You were misinformed."
"Guys, can we attack the good guys now?"
"Yeah, we're getting kind of bored here."
"Well, where are my manners? Open fire!"
The prize
A Niner's patch. Sewing this onto a garment gives that piece of clothing a +50 charisma bonus.
Is there anyone who couldn't use more charisma?
Maybe David Hasselhoff, but he's a special case..
Taking this down now! New contest already posted! Enjoy!
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