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DS9 Caption That # "Come To Quark's"

Judas Ascendant

Commodore
Commodore
Come To Quark's
One More Time
Caption these pics
But make them rhyme

In other words

Come to Quarks
Feel free to mingle
For this round
Create a jingle



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Kira: "Fart in the elevator right before you walk out again, and I'll put you out an airlock."
 
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O'Brien: "Meh! I prefer the spin-off, the one where the snobby Doctor moves to Vulcan and gets a job on a subspace radio station."

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Worf: "Klingons do not quaff!"

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Quark: "You're violating my personal bubble."
Kira: "Funny, you don't look like Weyoun to me."

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Worf: "I will drink from this flimsy beverage container, but I will not raise my pinky!"
 
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Kira: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. I'm Kira".

A very old movie reference. :cool:
 
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Kira: "Shhh, the beginning's the best bit."

Morn walking through door: "....."
Everyone: "MORN!"
Quark: "How's life treating you Morn."
Morn: "......................................................."
Everyone laughs, Quark passes Morn a synthale.

Kira: "Classic!"
 
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Kira: When I get hold of Quark
He's going to work his plan didn't work.

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Kira: You're taking the brunt of my anger you little runt.
 
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Kira: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. I'm Kira".

A very old movie reference. :cool:

Kira: Where were the other self-sealing stembolts going?
Quark: I never knew. I swear to the Blessed Exchequer!
Kira: Swear to me!

A slightly newer movie reference. :techman:
 
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KIRA I love this show. Gene/Jean....Ficus Pandorata.... classic stuff!

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WORF: Prune juice and keep them coming!

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KIRA: Shut up and kiss me!
 
A movie reference apparently so old, it predates celluloid.

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Kira: "So then what did the Nagus say?"
Quark: "He said, 'No more rhymes, I mean it!'"
Kira: "... and..."
Quark: "Maihardu replied, 'Anybody want a peanut?'"
O'Brien: "Inconceivable!"
Quark: "That too, honest!"
 
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Kira: You ever... ever... EVER wear my underwear again I am gonna kick you so goddamn hard out of the airlock, you won't stop until you reach your homeworld without a ship or warp drive... you got that!?

O'Brian: <thinking> What the hell? <mutternig quietly> Daaaaaamn what a bitch!!!
 
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Kira: Quark, i have a confession. I am really Wesley Crusher and I am a MAAAAN baaby.

Obrian <thinking> Wha!? No waaaay!

Quark: <thinking> Oh my god, I think I am in love!
 
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