DS9 Caption That # "Come To Quark's"

[Judas Ascendant]

Come To Quark's
One More Time
Caption these pics
But make them rhyme

In other words

Come to Quarks
Feel free to mingle
For this round
Create a jingle

 

[Capt_Piett]

Klingons do not "rhyme". But I would like a refill one more time.

.....Dammit.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kira: "Fart in the elevator right before you walk out again, and I'll put you out an airlock."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

O'Brien: "Meh! I prefer the spin-off, the one where the snobby Doctor moves to Vulcan and gets a job on a subspace radio station."

Worf: "Klingons do not quaff!"

Quark: "You're violating my personal bubble."
Kira: "Funny, you don't look like Weyoun to me."

Worf: "I will drink from this flimsy beverage container, but I will not raise my pinky!"

 

[Too Much Fun]

Kira: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. I'm Kira".

A very old movie reference.

 

[Mistral]

"Quark, I like the fact that you do what I say-
Now get me some ice cream or I'll make you pay!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kira: "Shhh, the beginning's the best bit."

Morn walking through door: "....."
Everyone: "MORN!"
Quark: "How's life treating you Morn."
Morn: "......................................................."
Everyone laughs, Quark passes Morn a synthale.

Kira: "Classic!"

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

Kira: When I get hold of Quark
He's going to work his plan didn't work.

Kira: You're taking the brunt of my anger you little runt.

 

[shivkala]

Kira: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. I'm Kira".

A very old movie reference.

Kira: Where were the other self-sealing stembolts going?
Quark: I never knew. I swear to the Blessed Exchequer!
Kira: Swear to me!

A slightly newer movie reference.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRA I love this show. Gene/Jean....Ficus Pandorata.... classic stuff!

WORF: Prune juice and keep them coming!

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KIRA: Shut up and kiss me!

 

[Too Much Fun]

Kira: Where were the other self-sealing stembolts going?
Quark: I never knew. I swear to the Blessed Exchequer!
Kira: Swear to me!

A slightly newer movie reference.

Brilliant.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kira: "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. I'm Kira".

A very old movie reference.

Kira: Where were the other self-sealing stembolts going?
Quark: I never knew. I swear to the Blessed Exchequer!
Kira: Swear to me!

A slightly newer movie reference.

A very old movie reference!? God I feel decrepit!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

A movie reference apparently so old, it predates celluloid.

Kira: "So then what did the Nagus say?"
Quark: "He said, 'No more rhymes, I mean it!'"
Kira: "... and..."
Quark: "Maihardu replied, 'Anybody want a peanut?'"
O'Brien: "Inconceivable!"
Quark: "That too, honest!"

 

[Too Much Fun]

A very old movie reference!? God I feel decrepit!

Well, it has been 20 years now.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "WHY IS THIS WRITTEN IN ENGLISH?!"

 

[NathanielM]

Kira: You ever... ever... EVER wear my underwear again I am gonna kick you so goddamn hard out of the airlock, you won't stop until you reach your homeworld without a ship or warp drive... you got that!?

O'Brian: <thinking> What the hell? <mutternig quietly> Daaaaaamn what a bitch!!!

 

[NathanielM]

Kira: Quark, i have a confession. I am really Wesley Crusher and I am a MAAAAN baaby.

Obrian <thinking> Wha!? No waaaay!

Quark: <thinking> Oh my god, I think I am in love!

 

[T'Boggan]

Odo! I will tell you one more time
Klingons do not 'Rim'

 

[S'kai]

Kira: Feel the lapels. Look at the fit.
I can't believe Garak sold you this s#!t.

 

[S'kai]

Any other man, for sure I'd kill
From you, I just take another refill.