DS9 Caption Contest 98: Hell to the Chief

[Nerys Myk]

O'BRIEN: Wake up Quark, you've got to close this contest.

 

[Smellincoffee]

I suppose it's appropriate that this thread has become our running joke, just as inflicting misery on the Chief was DS9's...

 

[Leviathan]

O'Brien: I wake up every day, right here in contest-98, and it's ALWAYS February 2nd, and there's nothing I can do about it.

<Sonny and Cher plays>

 

[tharpdevenport]

I am experiencing ... nIb'poH -- the feeling I have seen this Caption This contest before.

 

[LeadHead]

You must be mistaken, we left Starbase only 3 weeks ago.

 

[Leviathan]

I'm afraid it's much worse:

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[HMS Ark Royal]

"This... This is the mothership coming to close this thread"

 

[Triskelion]

Miles E: Thank yew, thank yew verramuch.
Bashir: Ladies and gentlemen, Miles - has left - the Da'Rok!

 

[DBR]

​

"Expecto PATRONUM!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

​

"Expecto PATRONUM!"

Bashir: ...Miles, you're forty-odd years old and your Patronum isn't even corporeal?
O'Brien: I get enough of that from Keiko, Julian!

 

[HMS Ark Royal]

"This contest is STILL open?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

"This contest is STILL open?"

 

[fedCentauri]

As you can see, our biggest mistake was plumbing the men's showers to space

 

[Leviathan]

O'Brien: Look at all these people! They are waiting for you to declare a new winner of contest 98...

 

[Triskelion]

O'Brien: Fonzie said he will get the crew cut.

 

[Ithekro]

Bashir: Which inning are we in again?

O'Brien: After nearly two year, I can't even remember the 47th inning.

Bashir: 648 days.

O'Brien: What?

Bashir: It has been 648 days since this contest started, plus or minus a day.

O'Brien: If you know how many days it has been, than why did you ask me about what inning we're in?

Bashir: Even after more than 600 days playing this game I have no idea how it works.

O'Brien: Truth.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Aw, man. Well, all good things..

Wait, wrong show. What we leave behind!

 

[TheSeeker]

I unpinned this thread because it looked like an old forgotten thread, but if people really want to see it up there I am happy to re-pin it. Let me know!

 

[LeadHead]

I can't speak for everyone, but I think most are happy that the thread has been unpinned. It had been pinned for a long, long time and had become a joke. As with all things, the silly people of the TrekBBS made some good lemonade from that, but it's done now.

 

[Leviathan]

I object to the assumption I'm 'people'.