DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning...

[Triskelion]

Worf: What would Percy Bysshe Shelley do?

 

[Isis]

The DS9-Beach Blanket Bingo crossover was not well received.

 

[Isis]

Worst...sandtrap......ever.

 

[Triskelion]

Gul Statler: I loved it!

Major Waldorf: So what? You also loved the Dominion War!

 

[Isis]

Sisko (to self): "Hmmm...Kirk or Picard?"

Jadzia: "And when you're done with that, catch us some dinner. And when you're done with that, sweep this area. And when you're done with that, build a front door. And when you're done with that, do the laundry. And when you're done with that..."

Worf (to self): "Maybe I left the Enterprise a bit too quickly?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Martok "There's the P'tak who put the clear plastic sheet over my toilet"

Kira "Jake is this true?"

Sisko "Maybe..."

 

[Isis]

Martok: "J'accuse..."

Bashir: "Hey--since when do Klingons speak French?"

Jadzia: "Of course I'm good for it. It's not like I--Jadzia--would ever in a million years leave the station."

 

[Triskelion]

Quark: Let's make a bet. If you lose, you have to take off your clothes, wear a blindfold, get tied to the table and spun around the world.

Dax: And if I win?

Quark: Same deal.

Dax: It's a bet.

 

[Triskelion]

Hmm, did I once try to punch a Q? Was I high?

Martok: Second star to the right, and straight on til Heghba'!

Bashir: Needs work.

 

[LeadHead]

Kira: I don't believe it...

Dukat: I told you!

Kira: Sisko takes Kassidy to the barren desert for romantic getaways?!

 

[milo bloom]

Dukat: Damn map! We appear to have arrived at a Breen brothel.
Kira: So that's what the Breen look like...

Dukat: Hm, it appears not everybody keeps their-
Kira: No! Dammit, let it die!

 

[Ln X]

A new caption contest will be up in several hours time, yesterday I was sidetracked by the horror of a movie The Room and I am still nursing serious psychological trauma because of it...

 

[Use of Time]

1 Ferengi...1 Trill...1 Cup.

 

[Ln X]

The next Caption Contest is up!